abby (sports)

yeah I feel like I could have guessed that within like 3 guesses

Little Ceasers is always there in our time of need

Beautiful

oh NO.

not as bad but the first time I threw my back out, I was 25 and putting a spoon in the dishwasher

Nooooo

Incredible

extremely on brand, I’m always saying it

Mine is that when I was 6 years old I got really mad at a Disneyland cast member for saying I looked like Sleeping Beauty because I thought she was a boring character who didn’t do anything and I wanted to be Princess Leia

What’s something about you that’s incredibly believable and on brand?

WASPs, rednecks, Jews, and hippies all got together and produced a woman with a constant identity crisis and that’s America, baby

a mystery

Yeah that all tracks

Rural high school teacher/football coach on one side, episcopal priest on the other in case anyone was wondering

Why is everyone talking about their grandfathers?

It’s crazy how experienced female race car drivers aren’t qualified to race in nascar feeder series but if a guy does a stupid persona, everybody cheers

queen

I have chronic health issues so I’m never gonna be the peak of health but the body I have now can go to the gym 3 times a week, do all my assigned tasks at work and even sometimes take care of other people. I could barely walk up a flight of stairs in 2021 and I thought about dying all the time

I marked the post as graphic because that old picture of me is so upsetting

They want you skinny because they want you to not be able to think or function! Nourished bodies and minds can get mad and fight back

Photo of me, visibly malnourished and extremely thin

Recent photo of me where I look healthy, my cheeks have color and I have curves

Okay fuck it, I wanna talk about the thinspo bullshit that’s happening right now. The picture on the left is from 2021. A medication had basically destroyed my body. I couldn’t form thoughts. I was miserable. The picture on the right is from last week. Happy, healthy, full of thoughts and opinions

Bro, I saw your post and I’m going to read it as uncharitably as possible because six months ago you posted something mean about something I liked and I’ve been thinking about it every day since.

(it was me, I’m the one that said this)

Phrases said in my house “the world is round for everybody except the elves. I’ve explained this to you before.”

I shouldn’t have to know any of this. It’s none of my business

I hated high school debate club but I internalized one thing and that’s that you have to be ready to cite your sources. This Texas primary is making me realize a lot of people did not also learn this

I’m honestly so jealous of everyone who is having primaries already, I gotta wait 3 months to vote ☹️ I love filling in the little bubbles

She got a bunch of apple earlier because my apple had a lot of bruises and now she’s contentedly asleep on my leg. Big day for Jyn.

Looking at my dog enviously because she doesn’t know what a runoff election is

People are paying attention??? In the United States of America???

I will be honest, I didn’t think people would get primaried for doing this shit and I’m delighted to be wrong