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So unplanned….i was gagged 😭❤️

We still good over here?

Thanksgiving floats r so corny. Not y’all getting excited for balloons😭😭😭😭

The dragrace fandom is so fucking annoying. Y’all trip over the smallest thing..over a show.

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My baby

Y’all use to fuck with Starfy too…right?

Wingstop would heal me right at this moment

Nah, I like my shit sashimi style

I’ll bring my goldfish

Need to party my lil gay ass in Chicago, I wanna see what their blue drinks r giving🤨

Hatsune Miku entering fortnite would cure my dry spell.

Day 136 of me missing South Korea..

My tits look soooo good??

BITCH DON’T COMPARE ME TO IGGY, THAT HOE IS WASHED UP-

I miss bhad bhabie :(

Tired of the Wicked posts.

Bloomfs😭😭😭

Meanwhile I was popping shr**ms before class

Ok it can’t be THAT good.

I hate the trope in movies where the one character is right, and no one chooses to listen. Then they all die and I'm like " SEE!"

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NEED to replay Soul Silver, like crazy asap

Does melatonin actually work? Or should I just take two shots of NyQuil yessssssssssssss

Dialga gives sub bottom that doesn't believe in foreplay. Palkia is very passionate yet aggressive during foreplay. He hates condoms.

THEY R EATING THE CUNTS, EATING THE DOGS!

Q-tips got my toes curlin the haus

I miss putting a wig on and having blue drinks at the club!!! UGH!!!

Sounds like something Throb would do.

Genuinely need to know how girls r late to gigs…when it’s at night….and ur up all day..