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“You’re crazy like that glue” - Craig Mack Riposteur / goof dad here to learn, for the shits and the giggles season tickets to the bears and the iggles

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a woman is sitting on a couch eating cheese and saying " workin ' on my night cheese " Alt: Liz Lemon is sitting on a couch in a Snuggie eating cheese and saying " workin ' on my night cheese " (30 Rock)
30.11.2025 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.

30.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 4405    🔁 1325    💬 46    📌 65

He’s truly one of the greatest ever seen in terms of cognitive

26.11.2025 18:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How I read it too

24.11.2025 19:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As it is, getting Disney to spend 700M+ on an antifascist masterpiece is a very strong resume line

24.11.2025 15:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’re talking about Wolf Blitzer, right? The court jester?

24.11.2025 15:38 — 👍 55    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

He’s gonna take some smelling salts and a squirt of ayahuasca and change the game of football forever

23.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good or bad news:

God is an American

23.11.2025 00:56 — 👍 74    🔁 2    💬 17    📌 3

✅ All-powerful
✅ Ineffable
✅ Vengeful
✅ Capricious as fuck

Checks out

23.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

…lend me your ears…

21.11.2025 07:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bezos is done with the smash. This is the grab part.

21.11.2025 04:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

being boys makes them very proud

21.11.2025 04:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nobody wants more interactions with their health insurance company.

15.11.2025 00:51 — 👍 38    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

“They have savings accounts… they have a lot of different ways of buying health care.”

This sentence is brutal. Bizarre to think of medical care this way.

15.11.2025 00:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Braugher is so fantastic as Holt.

14.11.2025 03:57 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As the despicable Vance knows well, it’s not remotely meant to stimulate the rational parts of the brain.

14.11.2025 03:50 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A newspaper in New York with a stellar reputation wanted access to money and power and ended up doing free PR for a gang of evil pedophiles, setting off a chain of events that would upend the worlds most durable modern democracy

14.11.2025 01:17 — 👍 16    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

At least one original thing is that Carol seems to have absorbed all the relevant pop culture, where normally people in these movies don’t.

14.11.2025 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Temu Saddam

08.11.2025 23:35 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cheers to this guy. Does the heart some good.

01.11.2025 04:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in sunglasses stands in front of a crowd Alt: Oceans 11 demo scene only Clooney and Damon don’t turn around
25.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw someone tag it as Old Irving Park

25.10.2025 18:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you’ve been injured by Philadelphia Sports on October 9th, 2025, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

10.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 186    🔁 47    💬 7    📌 4

New: Bari Weiss booked Harry and Marv for a roundtable on Kevin McAliister

10.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

10,000%

10.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I always presumed it was a form of this - in a group or herd it is harder to pick out a single animal to focus on, all the movement blends together. Particularly from ground level in a chase.

05.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If anybody asks what year, just say “oh I didn’t go there, I’m just specifically a big fan of Notre Dame alumni”

04.10.2025 16:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

These shitbag fascists are always tweaking. They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

04.10.2025 01:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does O’Keefe have a White House pass?

03.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now do Woke, Willy!

27.09.2025 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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