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@flourishoftwine.bsky.social

I'm all hot and bothered about a guy called Ed. 30-something. queer. she/her. UK.

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Edited still of Ed Teach in the scene where Blackbeard’s crew raids a ship hosting a wedding (Season 2 episode 1 of Our Flag Means Death). Ed’s in Kraken mode wearing his leathers with kohl smeared on his eyes and on his short scruffy beard. He’s looking at a lit number four candle that he is holding above a wedding cake with white frosting and a piped border. There is also a small black flag on the cake with two white twisting mermaid skeletons, one is upside down. The skeleton on the left is holding a spear, and the one on the right that’s upside down has a bleeding red heart in it’s hand. Their hands meet in the middle to form “ED.”

Edited still of Ed Teach in the scene where Blackbeard’s crew raids a ship hosting a wedding (Season 2 episode 1 of Our Flag Means Death). Ed’s in Kraken mode wearing his leathers with kohl smeared on his eyes and on his short scruffy beard. He’s looking at a lit number four candle that he is holding above a wedding cake with white frosting and a piped border. There is also a small black flag on the cake with two white twisting mermaid skeletons, one is upside down. The skeleton on the left is holding a spear, and the one on the right that’s upside down has a bleeding red heart in it’s hand. Their hands meet in the middle to form “ED.”

happy four year anniversary to the premiere of ofmd 🏴‍☠️✨

#OurFlagMeansDeath #OurFlagTurns4

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You nut.

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#ok

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does anyone else feel crazed thinking about what outfits ed might choose for himself once he starts to build an actual wardrobe that doesn’t just consist of the blackbeard outfit and buttons’ clothes. i want to see his personality come through his clothing choices 😭😭😭 he would be so into fashion!!!!

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ed teach

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ed in the burlap sack you are literally my everything

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image edit of ed teach from our flag means death s1, he's got his mouth full of various brightly colored marshmallow peeps bc he's trying to see how many he can stuff in there. one purple bunny peep is falling to the ground. ed is also holding a tray with more peeps. stede is looking on in mild horror. the background is a colorful pattern of cartoon style marshmallow peeps

image edit of ed teach from our flag means death s1, he's got his mouth full of various brightly colored marshmallow peeps bc he's trying to see how many he can stuff in there. one purple bunny peep is falling to the ground. ed is also holding a tray with more peeps. stede is looking on in mild horror. the background is a colorful pattern of cartoon style marshmallow peeps

i know for a FACT that Ed Teach would be obsessed with marshmallow peeps and their zillion weird flavors

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I feel sure that Stede has gently fucked Ed to sleep like I'm sure of that.

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Digital sketch of Ed teach, profile headshot in  smudged kraken makeup, smoking his pipe with a bored/sad expression

Digital sketch of Ed teach, profile headshot in smudged kraken makeup, smoking his pipe with a bored/sad expression

Ed <3 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

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while we’re on the topic… gentlebeard moomins

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ed teach at spanish jackie’z, probably taking a drink away from someone trying to give it to stede. his tongue is sticking out in between his teeth and he’s smiling and his eyes are shining and i just fucking love him a lot, okay

ed teach at spanish jackie’z, probably taking a drink away from someone trying to give it to stede. his tongue is sticking out in between his teeth and he’s smiling and his eyes are shining and i just fucking love him a lot, okay

does anyone need an emotional support ed teach? i sure do.

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Edward Teach in season 2 episode 8 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers and pearls, standing on the porch of the new inn and looking at Stede out of frame with a fond smile

Edward Teach in season 2 episode 8 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers and pearls, standing on the porch of the new inn and looking at Stede out of frame with a fond smile

🎉day 600🎉 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

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My name’s Stede. I'll be your robber here today!

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Yaaay new members! ✨
#hucklerobby #lokius #blackbonnet #aziracrow #jayvik

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so true, so true

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being annoying together is their favourite date night activity 🩵💜

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ed staring at stede with heart eyes

ed staring at stede with heart eyes

wow ed loves that strange little man SO MUCH

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I love doing this stretch sm, I just know his back is popping deliciously #ofmdfanart

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[smacks ed teach (but softly bc he’s fragile)] our boy can fit so much self loathing in him

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meme of Ed Teach looking sad in his blanket fort surrounded by empty marmalade jars.
 text reads: love of your life abandoned you? first mate sold you out? try 30 to 40 jars of marmalade an easy weeknight dinner eat it directly out of the jar with your fingers you will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 jars of marmalade

meme of Ed Teach looking sad in his blanket fort surrounded by empty marmalade jars. text reads: love of your life abandoned you? first mate sold you out? try 30 to 40 jars of marmalade an easy weeknight dinner eat it directly out of the jar with your fingers you will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 jars of marmalade

all this talk of ed & stede & marmalade, and i realized i never posted this one here 🍊

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white background with a bunch of pictures of stede from ofmd in the middle, the top text says fuck people who don't like stede bonnet, the bottom text says share this post if you love stede bonnet fuck yourself if you don't love stede bonnet. Idk who made this I wish I remembered

white background with a bunch of pictures of stede from ofmd in the middle, the top text says fuck people who don't like stede bonnet, the bottom text says share this post if you love stede bonnet fuck yourself if you don't love stede bonnet. Idk who made this I wish I remembered

THAT'S ME AND THAT'S MY BOY‼️‼️

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still need a hug like this IN this show and for this reason alone we need to get season three eventually

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a collage of various pictures of ed teach from our flag means death.
text on the image says, "fuck people who don't like edward teach. share this post if you love edward teach. fuck yourself if you don't love edward teach"
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

a collage of various pictures of ed teach from our flag means death. text on the image says, "fuck people who don't like edward teach. share this post if you love edward teach. fuck yourself if you don't love edward teach" #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

in this house we love and appreciate edward teach 😌

(inspired by @edssnaketattoo.bsky.social's stede version)

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If you are ever sad just remember that Ed Teach loves to come, okay?

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stede "i will bend you over this railing right now" bonnet and ed "can we take this slow?" teach are canon and my favorite flavor of them tbqh

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