They finally fixed the elevator in my building after like 8 days except it’s now making a sound it didn’t before and it’s almost the same as the sound of donald duck jerking off

Onlyfans but you teach people how to dress, pretty please?

To be fair, what they did to me with the dog episode is fucking mean

Fox was always the top stupid among stupid networks, when Angel producers wanted to know if the show would be renewed or not a bit earlier so they can plan the finale because they always left them to the last second, they were like ok then you’re cancelled

💀 Firefly’s premiere was a 2 parter, but the execs decided it wasn’t suitable and then made them create a whole new episode to air as the pilot, and then went to air the rest of the season out of order

That’s either the same executive who fucked Firefly or that was a regular thing at Fox back in the day

Posted and deleted within 15 seconds cause I don’t like it anymore 🫠

Bored and horny is such a bad combo

It’s completely shit but also not THAT bad I was kinda feeling it

Chat should I post my first ever nude for my 3 non-bot followers

Silver linings 🫠

Got paid, got dicked down (unrelated), now seeing a movie alone this day was not going to be this good when I woke up

Having now done it for the first time with an actual person I think you people are underselling how good bottoming feels because jesus christ

That grin jesus christ 🥵

It’s possible the reason why this is so difficult is because I haven’t relaxed anything let alone my asshole once in my entire life

I’m gonna faint 😮‍💨

2 year anniversary of the greatest post on Twitter ever

Post something random of you'll have an awful December

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I did the same on the first one but I was never able to continue the rest as I never felt like I was actually playing a TR game, the vibe was completely different from anything before (not bad just different) 😭

A lie if I ever heard one! 😮‍💨🤤

Ok so maybe not THAT much time to get used to it lmao

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Bought my first toy and tried it today MOTHERFUCKER this will take some getting used to but I can’t wait to be able to ride like this

Its not strange to get horny son, it happens to your uncle too

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Repost if you'd be daddy's cocksleeve 😈

Happy one year to my favorite video of all time

We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?