🔴organized clownery🔵

I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me

i’d feel a lot calmer if it wasn’t bumpy in the SKY where i can see how far down the ground is 😭

Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡

what a great time to experience a particularly turbulent flight 🥲

made it through by remembering the rule that if the flight attendants aren’t panicking, you shouldn’t either

secretly installing a bidet at my dad’s house for the single week a year i visit

new running thread bc the old one is getting long

just checked my stats against last month and im a tiny bit faster

but the really cool news is that im running longer but my peak heart rate is lower, which means im getting stronger!

running update: texas edition

slipped in mud :((

nothing hurts though and i made it out and back without anyone yelling something weird at me!

i have checked and could get one delivered and installed tomorrow and im already considering it

i can’t believe i just lived like this for years 😔 this is gonna be the hardest week of my life 😔

“there are portable bidets” IT’S NOT THE SAME

only been away from my bidet for 12 hours and i’m already struggling, how am i supposed to do this for another week and a half

black friday sale is now open! 30% off everything in my shop until Sunday!

poorlyformed.com/shop/

environmentally friendly trench foot

that reminds me i had ideas about writing stede in a santa suit and never did……

Ed is on his hands and knees, head turned to the right, eyes closed and mouth open in pleasure. he's wearing a holly earring, elbow length gloves with white fur trim, and a corset belt that has jingle bells on it along with a sprig of mistletoe tied to the back. there is also a bell hanging from his nipple. Stede is behind him, eating him out, face buried in Ed's ass. Stede is wearing a turtleneck and a Santa hat.

little sketch I did last year that I never posted over here.

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

you should share with the class again

IM LISTENING

link please?

link??

ed overhears stede talking about how much he loves decorating for christmas, so when ed gets an ad for nipple sleigh bells he doesnt think twice

okay yes ed in the kitty bell collar but have we considered ed with festive little bells on his nipple piercings

i say all this to make the point that i don’t even look like my highly curated photos most of the time

i hate taking spontaneous pictures so if i ever post anything of myself, it’s usually posed and i’m wearing makeup and choosing specific lighting

i don’t use filters but i will almost always choose a specific photo where i spent a lot of time beforehand getting ready for it

people who crochet with metal hooks. has TSA ever given your grief taking them in a carry on?

website says it’s fine but i just want to be sure i have a Backup Activity if that’s a no-go

This episode is a little different from our usual structure. We wanted to take some time to remember and honor the legacy of Rebecca Heineman, who recently passed away this week. www.podbean.com/eas/pb-28gxc...

Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app

💖💖💖

it’s been long enough since i’ve been on a plane that my flight anxiety is kicking in and all i can try to do is not think about it 🙃

a little cat tucked into bed, crying while looking at its phone

just remembered that it’s been 15 years since mcr’s last album