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Nick Christian

@nickchristian.bsky.social

I write, mainly about bikes and balls, for TNT Sports, Cyclist, Eurosport, Cycling Plus, When Saturday Comes. Will never use AI to write.

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Saying 'bombing schools is wrong' should be the easiest thing to say in the world.

07.03.2026 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Most people also won’t finish your 500-word article. So write at whatever length is appropriate for the subject.

06.03.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1328    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 17

Know when to... ride away, in my case.

03.03.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whereas I didn't succeed when I tried the same one for an article about the Brompton World Championships. (They went with Back in the Fold.)

03.03.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If the rumours are true and the kids and social media consultation opens today, here are two things I think should be banned from
social media:

1) AI bots
2) recommendations algorithms that optimise for time on site

Firm regulation of both of these things is possible and auditable

02.03.2026 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 359    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6
A circular infographic chart categorizing cheeses by type of milk and texture. At the center, four sections are labeled cow, sheep, goat, and buffalo, radiating outward into concentric rings for textures: soft, semi-soft, semi-hard, and hard. Each cheese name is placed within its corresponding segment, with illustrated wedges of cheese circling the outer edge. Cow’s milk occupies the largest portion, featuring well-known varieties like Brie, Camembert, Taleggio, Havarti, Gouda, Cheddar, and Parmesan. Sheep’s milk includes cheeses such as Roquefort, Manchego, and Pecorino Romano. Goat’s milk features options like ChΓ¨vre, Crottin de Chavignol, and Humboldt Fog. Buffalo is represented by Mozzarella di Bufala Campana and Buffalo Blue. The cheeses are organized visually so that softer varieties appear closer to the center and harder ones toward the edge. Small colored drawings show each cheese’s texture, rind, and tone, from creamy whites and soft rounds to golden blocks, crumbly wedges, and blue-veined interiors. The background is a deep charcoal gray, making the warm oranges, yellows, and creams of the cheeses stand out clearly.

A circular infographic chart categorizing cheeses by type of milk and texture. At the center, four sections are labeled cow, sheep, goat, and buffalo, radiating outward into concentric rings for textures: soft, semi-soft, semi-hard, and hard. Each cheese name is placed within its corresponding segment, with illustrated wedges of cheese circling the outer edge. Cow’s milk occupies the largest portion, featuring well-known varieties like Brie, Camembert, Taleggio, Havarti, Gouda, Cheddar, and Parmesan. Sheep’s milk includes cheeses such as Roquefort, Manchego, and Pecorino Romano. Goat’s milk features options like ChΓ¨vre, Crottin de Chavignol, and Humboldt Fog. Buffalo is represented by Mozzarella di Bufala Campana and Buffalo Blue. The cheeses are organized visually so that softer varieties appear closer to the center and harder ones toward the edge. Small colored drawings show each cheese’s texture, rind, and tone, from creamy whites and soft rounds to golden blocks, crumbly wedges, and blue-veined interiors. The background is a deep charcoal gray, making the warm oranges, yellows, and creams of the cheeses stand out clearly.

EVERYONE STOP

cheese wheel of cheeses

12.09.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1444    πŸ” 530    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 126

FUCKETY BYE CUNT

27.02.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 424    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Labour getting exactly what they deserved

27.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a grift, and it's effectively memetic asbestos.

Don't use it, mock those who do.

In particular, I'm harmed by this because people who lean on AI will suck at playing my games.

23.02.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It is, but Labour would also rather Reform won than the Green Party. They would never stand aside for the Greens, which is why their accusations of vote-splitting ring so hollow.

22.02.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair. Time for Peter Sagan's comeback

21.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that's called Stage 21

21.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States
YouTube video by Olympics Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States

I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.

20.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5460    πŸ” 1382    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 324

This is the key question. Prince Andrew wasn't a "lone wolf" or a "lost sheep", he was enabled both socially and financially for years by the structure and family around him. The only question is the extent to which his cruelty was facilitated.

20.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

There always are, because residents know they can't get away with simply "don't want it" and there's always an issue with the plan that can be pointed to. Ultimately I have never encountered a situation where the Greens have said "even though the locals oppose this development, we think it's fine."

19.02.2026 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Broadly the Greens oppose these things for the same reason every other party does: because the voters they're looking to attract already live in these, places and they oppose them. There's always a "nuance" you can point to, but it's almost always just a convenient excuse.

19.02.2026 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.

16.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9927    πŸ” 3441    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 50

Writing is thinking.

It's not some marginal boring task you can skip. It's the heart of it.

16.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2911    πŸ” 703    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 49
Cartoon. Person says to other person β€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.β€œ, adding, β€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ€œ. The other person asks β€žBut it answers the questions correctly?β€œ Person responds β€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β€œ

By Aram J. French

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Cartoon. Person says to other person β€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.β€œ, adding, β€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ€œ. The other person asks β€žBut it answers the questions correctly?β€œ Person responds β€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β€œ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

12.02.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12668    πŸ” 4119    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 61

I don't think it is pointless, though. The region's name will be more visible in marketing materials, which you might expect to encourage a bit more cyclo-tourism, even as the rest of us continue calling it the same thing we always have.

13.02.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'm fine with it. It won't change what people call the race, and it gives the region a little bit more value for money.

13.02.2026 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

11.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 12082    πŸ” 4187    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 190
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Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.

β€œFour of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. β€œI looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

10.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12806    πŸ” 6983    πŸ’¬ 378    πŸ“Œ 867
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Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientistβ€”because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.

Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

06.02.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 47149    πŸ” 19327    πŸ’¬ 1352    πŸ“Œ 795
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

05.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 43002    πŸ” 6206    πŸ’¬ 2322    πŸ“Œ 1301

Thanks Martin. Look forward to watching/listening to it.

03.02.2026 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi Martin. Former student of yours from the mid 00s (and inspired by your course to later take an LLM in human rights at Birkbeck.) I'd be keen to come to this but just had a new baby. I don't suppose it'll be recorded/released later? Can't see anything on the page. Thanks, Nick

02.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tennis. Bloody hell

30.01.2026 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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German FA official wants 2026 World Cup boycott talks A German football association official believes it is time to consider a boycott of the 2026 World Cup in the wake of United States President Donald Trump's actions.

Do it. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

25.01.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 559    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 38