The Ultimate Legend

Faggot

Pussy from a girl who instapulls fates in the occult crescent >>>>>>>>>

Got a gold parse on stroking it recently L0L

flop raid tier

Cranking my Nidhogg

When someone online says this game is dying, you should know that it's completely true! This game has been on a downwards trend since A Realm Reborn, it's really sad to see.

Girlfriend crushed my balls to the point they can't produce anymore, call that a real Dickmarch Strat

Hey ! That was a pretty good pull. You just need to work on:
Your damage
Your positioning
Your food usage
Your pot usage
Your GCD usage
Your oGCD usage
Your timeline awareness
Your rotation awareness
Your LB timing
Your raid buff alignment
Your health management
Your communication
Avoiding damage

OMFG stop joining parties if you haven't already cleared chaotic over 50 times already. I'm so sick of these casuals getting in the way, maybe I should just start multiboxing instead of dealing with all these n00bs trying to sully my legendary gameplay. Go back to WoW if you can't handle real skill.

Ugh, I can't believe that the new content was too easy for me to clear with my 3 teams with Picto and Astro. I told my bitch of a partner that I wouldn't spend christmas eve with her because I'd be too busy raiding but now I don't have that excuse 🤢. Can you imprison us in content longer next time?

Is that a dreadwyrm totem in your pants or are you just happy to see me ;)

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Finally found some good fucking music! I'm so tired of listening to all that overplayed rap crap and pop normies love to listen to, Japanese musicians are simply much better and more talented! www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzD7...

OMG I just got a 99 log in The Omega Protocol (one of the only real ultimates)! If only I had a sweet 3d woman to cherish this moment with. Does anyone want to add an epic gamer like me on Discord these days? I'll show them what a real SEXta legend looks like ;)

The problem with Raiding this ultimate is the fact the women were gay when they should be in love with me for how well I handle my rod. Just another case of the nice guy finishing last. My discord kitten wasn't even around for post-raid Role Play *Le sigh