John/JC

Man I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re my intrusive thoughts personified

“good jeans” I don’t give a damn how good they are as long as they fit my bodacious hips and big beautiful ass

wait why are there Nazis here

*vibing in purgatory* tell me again how you wanted cheaper eggs

They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

(hear me out) all religious states are a bad idea

“people are so fake” yeah cause no one likes it when we’re real. you really wanna hear about my 7th existential crisis of the day?

if you’re born into wealth, the world is your bitch
if you’re born poor, you’re the world’s bitch
Welcome to StreetMarx, a hip person’s guide to socialism

Autistic enlightenment is realizing you’re just an IRL Tim Robinson character

Call me basic or stupid but I think the only way we’ll ever achieve world peace is if aliens point a giant space laser at the earth and threaten to blow it up if we keep fucking around

Elon Musk owns us and I can’t even find joy in eating a goddamn grape

Am I depressed or am I just not a kid anymore

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

Whenever I read anything about AI I just picture the worst people I can think of getting profoundly hard at the thought of rejecting human connection for a few bucks

Elon Musk wants to shutdown USAID because USAID played a significant role in helping to end Apartheid in South Africa. The US media really failed at doing its job as few Americans know Elon Musk has long been embracing South African Apartheid and wants to see it implemented in the US.

Call me by whatever but if it’s up to me then it’s burnt out doofus

I don’t even care what my pronouns are at this point in my life but if the feds ask I’ve been a dude my whole life

Conservatives hate wokeness more than they love themselves

Happy Black History Month. Listen to, support, fund, and uplift Black people. #BHM #BlackHistoryMonth

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Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling

Trump Guts Key Aviation Safety Committee, Fires Heads Of TSA, Coast Guard The committee will technically continue to exist, but it won't have any members to carry out the work of examining safety issues at airlines and airports.

only appropriate political response here is to demand the white house explain how its actions aren’t responsible www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

The weirdo who’d snitch on you in elementary school for eating in class is most likely now an ICE agent

me 15 minutes after the edible hits

JD Vance seems like the kind of guy who’d complain about a bay leaf in his Chipotle bowl

he’s really taking “please don’t hurt us” personally huh

A scummy healthcare CEO was unalived by a rich kid named Luigi, why is our reality so strange

ohh so TikTok being Chinese is the problem and not cross-platform algorithms that turn young dudes into fascists? gotcha gotcha I’m gonna blow a gasket

I’ve gotten so used to saying “wicked” as a compliment that I forgot about its derogatory use but yeah the movie was pretty good

It’s just too damn depressing how Musk went from just another rich asshole we can ignore to genuine public safety threat