Steamed Hamtaros

President Throat Coat

Every single ad for an AI pal could be titled “The Day Before the Suicide.” Each one is sadder than the last. Tell Darkseid the Anti Life Equation has been found.

I'd suggest looking through Wendy Xu's Kofi catalogue if anything speaks to you!
She primarily specializes in ink pen-types for Procreate

Local mall kiosk selling bootleg consoles and NES Super Mario Bros on a TV screen. Kiosk sign reads "CLASSIC ATTARI"

Who doesn't love the Classic Attari

masterful plan by benny to convince critics he’s interested in underage girls

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

A miss packman table

Miss packman.

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

Bandai is hosting an Ultraman Live stage show this and next weekend at the American Dream Mall in NJ.

If you are in the area it may be worth checking out! It’s a really neat pop-up event with shows, photo ops, merch, and more.

I recall one story from the related Jean Luc Brunel case in Paris detailed that he sent Epstein three 12 year old triplets to abuse as a depraved birthday present. Those implicated & those defending Trump need to blot out the truth & this is one way they'll try, by lying about victim ages.

Similar to how Jonny Quest pioneered action cartoons in the US, Eightman was innovative for pioneering action anime in Japan.

when you have to explain your Halloween costume

Gaywads, Dorkwads Sign Historic Wad Accord ROCKVILLE, MD—In a historic show of wad solidarity, delegates representing gaywads and dorkwads signed the first-ever Wad Alliance Treaty Monday in the cafeteria of Adlai Stevenson Memorial High Schoo...

Fondly remembering this @theonion.com classic

8am to the 3pm? That’s what I call revving up time. That last hour and a half of work is when the real magic happens.

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

Darkwing Duck, Gosalyn, Launchpad, and Morgana stand in a circular stone room, with an open, empty coffin. Darkwing holds a mallet and a carrot. Dangermouse and Penfold stand by. There is a staircase rising above them, and Count Duckula is descending it, grinning. His shadow rises up on the wall in the shape of a bat.

I think I'm going to be opening up for commissions in the next couple weeks. Here's one I did almost a year ago. The request was "Darkwing Duck vs. Duckula."

Godzilla day you say?

All of them yelling at each other inside a chaotic Tardis is what I’m picturing really

ORIGINAL ART very inexpensive- drawings from TV Funhouse! Snake'N'Bacon, the Adult Swim pilot! Bizarro comics! The They Might Be Giants album Long Tall Weekend! All incredibly cheap!!!

Got pissed off this morning remembering a band named itself Hoobastank and got successful in spite of--perhaps even because of--this crime

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

“You can’t beat me! I’m full of tinier men!”

Superman (Christopher Reeve) giving Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman) a sassy look.

As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

text: (underlined) an audience a request from the peasants will your excellency agree to (underlined) increase the basic minimum wage (another line with a just in the middle, below)

dictator, screenshot, zx81 (1982) www.mobygames.com/game/18637/d...

From: cnichols@devlinmagregor.com
To: fsykes2@aol.com
Subject: Kimble wife

So is it done????

Fanta Chucky’s Punch with the titular evil doll

So I’m just supposed to believe that this EVIL DOLL made SODA. I don’t fucking believe it - who would give him a business loan. What collateral does he have? Unrealistic.

To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?