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110bpm, can't stop won't stop. Pulse/Rhi, early-mid 80s/90s kid/old as the hills. Executive at Dysfunction inc.

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We got you.

23.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1317    πŸ” 380    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 16

Lifehack: When working outside in colder temperatures, listen to audio books about the Greeley, Franklin, and Shackleton expeditions. You will no longer feel cold, or if you do, you'll feel fortunate regardless.

10.01.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a friend on vc last night said he saw someone calling the blowjob brothers/m10 "Twink-182" and I'm going to be thinking about that for the rest of my life

06.01.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is holding a pink object ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

07.01.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5775    πŸ” 2242    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 41
A comic about The Tyrant from the Arcadion raid series. Metem is holding up the Tyrant's application form, which reads" Arcadion Fighter Form. Stage Name: The Tyrant. Age: 19. Can you fight: yes. Can you act: yes. Your signature move: I will not throw a match, but I will throw the stage." The rest of the form shows unintelligible scribbles and a conveniently hidden signature line. The form has a photo of the Tyrant on it, which looks exactly as he appears standing in front of Metem.

Metem says with suspicion, "It says here that you're 19... and how long ahve you been 19?" The next shot shows a close up of the Tyrant as he grins and answers, "Awhile." with a winking emoticon also in the text bubble. The last panel shows Metem eagerly shaking the Tyrant's hand, exclaiming, "Welcome to the ring!" The Tyrant is bending over slightly to accept the handshake. He has a travel bag in his other hand.

A comic about The Tyrant from the Arcadion raid series. Metem is holding up the Tyrant's application form, which reads" Arcadion Fighter Form. Stage Name: The Tyrant. Age: 19. Can you fight: yes. Can you act: yes. Your signature move: I will not throw a match, but I will throw the stage." The rest of the form shows unintelligible scribbles and a conveniently hidden signature line. The form has a photo of the Tyrant on it, which looks exactly as he appears standing in front of Metem. Metem says with suspicion, "It says here that you're 19... and how long ahve you been 19?" The next shot shows a close up of the Tyrant as he grins and answers, "Awhile." with a winking emoticon also in the text bubble. The last panel shows Metem eagerly shaking the Tyrant's hand, exclaiming, "Welcome to the ring!" The Tyrant is bending over slightly to accept the handshake. He has a travel bag in his other hand.

#7.4spoilers My Arcadion headcanon is that the age retirement thing is a lie to stir discussion and drive up ratings. They already routinely let people break rules for entertainment's sake in the ring... πŸ˜‚ #ffxivart

31.12.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 727    πŸ” 343    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
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01.01.2026 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An FF14 OC looking into a mirror and wiping blood away from his nose.

An FF14 OC looking into a mirror and wiping blood away from his nose.

Happy New Year! Staring off 2026 with a STUNNING comm of Alric from @cdra.bsky.social who made him much hotter than he deserves. Thank you again for the beautiful work!! πŸ™πŸ’–

02.01.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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⚑Unrestricted Glamour CHAOS ⚑

After hearing about the Glamour changes in 7.4, I had to make something about it! People will unleash some amazing, and confusing, combinations! πŸ”₯

What sorts of combinations are you going for? Let me know!

Youtube Link (Full Resolution) Below!

15.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2279    πŸ” 1263    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 22
An image of a handwritten poem of the first world war, penned in 1915 by John McCrae, text reads:  "In Flanders fields, the poppies blow
     Between the crosses, row on row,
   That mark our place; and in the sky
   The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
   Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
                          In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
   The torch; be yours to hold it high.
   If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
                            In Flanders fields."

An image of a handwritten poem of the first world war, penned in 1915 by John McCrae, text reads: "In Flanders fields, the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie, In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields."

11.11.2025 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.

08.11.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2906    πŸ” 3423    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 23
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unfuck google drive by shooting gemini
Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again!
Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever?
Open your gdrive (web OR app)
Settings > Manage Apps
Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push)
Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

27.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12572    πŸ” 6928    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 372
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Got a beautiful pencil sketch comm at GWF of Alric from @mallius.net, thank you Nattie for taking him on!! (And yes he's very middle aged and very tired, I'm glad you had fun drawing him lmao)

19.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stickers from the sticker exchange + other friends at #GATEwayFATE 2025, part 1/2

18.10.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A mockup of an old, weathered pulp science fiction novel named "Fishers of Phaenna" showing a miqo'te character with a fishing rod on a glassy alien landscape under  a pink sky.

A mockup of an old, weathered pulp science fiction novel named "Fishers of Phaenna" showing a miqo'te character with a fishing rod on a glassy alien landscape under a pink sky.

My friend and I were talking about how picturesque the new cosmic exploration planet is in FF14. They posted a screenshot and I said "wow, looks like a pulp sci-fi cover." So... I made it one.

05.09.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 363    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

ppl often ask me who will take care of me when i'm old if i don't have children. obviously i will go on an ill advised solo hike of the appalachain trail, die of exposure, and be eaten by coyotes. the way God intended

04.09.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1013    πŸ” 310    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 12
Phone Away - We're Safety Now Haven't We
YouTube video by U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission Phone Away - We're Safety Now Haven't We

Teachers - we are back to school. If you need a song about putting phones away, we have you covered.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=25r5...

02.09.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
A drawing of Henry Mitchell, the smiling, bespectacled dad from the comic strip Dennis The Menace.

A drawing of Henry Mitchell, the smiling, bespectacled dad from the comic strip Dennis The Menace.

Who's the worst cartoon character?

I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics.

It's gonna take a thread.

01.09.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2986    πŸ” 1137    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 334

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says β€œCan I help you find something?”

β€œI’m looking for the obituaries.”

β€œThe obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

β€œNot the one I’m looking for.”

30.08.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 27010    πŸ” 6954    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 175

one of the many great things about being married to your best friend is that you both have a built in permanent complaints department in each other. we are constantly like "babe you wanna hear some stupid bullshit i'm mad about" and the answer is always yes

12.08.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1425    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 22

I was laid off from CR this morning. My manager was not present and I was locked out of all of my accounts before the meeting with HR even ended, so I couldn't give anyone a heads-up or say goodbye

I'm starting job hunting immediately, but if anyone needs a senior-level designer, let me know ✌️

12.08.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 3

This is not how corporations respond to an ineffective protest. This is how they respond to a protest that they would like to have go away.

So don't let it go away. Keep it going.

In fact, Streissand Effect this shit. Call attention to how much they want this to go away.

08.08.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6682    πŸ” 4754    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 12
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Look at this potat

09.08.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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After coming back from Ultima Thule, Setsuya showed you the end of the world, and you realize you have never felt so very small.

(Alric and Setsu have a weird mind-meld specialized Echo thing going on, so Alric got to relive the events of UT like he was there, yayyy) #linepose #ocalric #ocsetsu

24.06.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#Art

11.07.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1485    πŸ” 546    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5
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Maybe this post will also go hard?

09.05.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3670    πŸ” 1340    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 20

"What trillion-dollar problem is AI trying to solve?"

Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages.

27.12.2024 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 13851    πŸ” 5037    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 193
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. β€œyou simply must visit the monsterβ€”i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. β€œyou simply must visit the monsterβ€”i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

05.05.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 22708    πŸ” 8759    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 201