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110bpm, can't stop won't stop. Pulse/Rhi, early-mid 80s/90s kid/old as the hills. Executive at Dysfunction inc.

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An image of a handwritten poem of the first world war, penned in 1915 by John McCrae, text reads:  "In Flanders fields, the poppies blow
     Between the crosses, row on row,
   That mark our place; and in the sky
   The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
   Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
                          In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
   The torch; be yours to hold it high.
   If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
                            In Flanders fields."

An image of a handwritten poem of the first world war, penned in 1915 by John McCrae, text reads: "In Flanders fields, the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie, In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields."

11.11.2025 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.

08.11.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2800    πŸ” 3336    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 23
Toad bangs his poor head against the wall.

From "The Story"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Toad bangs his poor head against the wall. From "The Story" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall

06.11.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 485    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 19
Screenshot of text:

unfuck google drive by shooting gemini
Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again!
Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever?
Open your gdrive (web OR app)
Settings > Manage Apps
Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push)
Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

27.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11544    πŸ” 6595    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 357
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Got a beautiful pencil sketch comm at GWF of Alric from @mallius.net, thank you Nattie for taking him on!! (And yes he's very middle aged and very tired, I'm glad you had fun drawing him lmao)

19.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stickers from the sticker exchange + other friends at #GATEwayFATE 2025, part 1/2

18.10.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A mockup of an old, weathered pulp science fiction novel named "Fishers of Phaenna" showing a miqo'te character with a fishing rod on a glassy alien landscape under  a pink sky.

A mockup of an old, weathered pulp science fiction novel named "Fishers of Phaenna" showing a miqo'te character with a fishing rod on a glassy alien landscape under a pink sky.

My friend and I were talking about how picturesque the new cosmic exploration planet is in FF14. They posted a screenshot and I said "wow, looks like a pulp sci-fi cover." So... I made it one.

05.09.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 365    πŸ” 195    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

ppl often ask me who will take care of me when i'm old if i don't have children. obviously i will go on an ill advised solo hike of the appalachain trail, die of exposure, and be eaten by coyotes. the way God intended

04.09.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1019    πŸ” 314    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 12
Phone Away - We're Safety Now Haven't We
YouTube video by U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission Phone Away - We're Safety Now Haven't We

Teachers - we are back to school. If you need a song about putting phones away, we have you covered.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=25r5...

02.09.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4
A drawing of Henry Mitchell, the smiling, bespectacled dad from the comic strip Dennis The Menace.

A drawing of Henry Mitchell, the smiling, bespectacled dad from the comic strip Dennis The Menace.

Who's the worst cartoon character?

I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics.

It's gonna take a thread.

01.09.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3000    πŸ” 1143    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 334

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says β€œCan I help you find something?”

β€œI’m looking for the obituaries.”

β€œThe obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

β€œNot the one I’m looking for.”

30.08.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 27159    πŸ” 6999    πŸ’¬ 204    πŸ“Œ 176

one of the many great things about being married to your best friend is that you both have a built in permanent complaints department in each other. we are constantly like "babe you wanna hear some stupid bullshit i'm mad about" and the answer is always yes

12.08.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1438    πŸ” 175    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 22

I was laid off from CR this morning. My manager was not present and I was locked out of all of my accounts before the meeting with HR even ended, so I couldn't give anyone a heads-up or say goodbye

I'm starting job hunting immediately, but if anyone needs a senior-level designer, let me know ✌️

12.08.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 3

This is not how corporations respond to an ineffective protest. This is how they respond to a protest that they would like to have go away.

So don't let it go away. Keep it going.

In fact, Streissand Effect this shit. Call attention to how much they want this to go away.

08.08.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6709    πŸ” 4780    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 12
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Look at this potat

09.08.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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After coming back from Ultima Thule, Setsuya showed you the end of the world, and you realize you have never felt so very small.

(Alric and Setsu have a weird mind-meld specialized Echo thing going on, so Alric got to relive the events of UT like he was there, yayyy) #linepose #ocalric #ocsetsu

24.06.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#Art

11.07.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1491    πŸ” 547    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5
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Maybe this post will also go hard?

09.05.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3690    πŸ” 1350    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 20

"What trillion-dollar problem is AI trying to solve?"

Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages.

27.12.2024 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 13871    πŸ” 5047    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 194
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. β€œyou simply must visit the monsterβ€”i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. β€œyou simply must visit the monsterβ€”i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

05.05.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 21687    πŸ” 8399    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 194
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Scorpio: Actually, the intense paranoia you feel is quite well-founded. Your therapist is a moron.

02.03.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 15

Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

24.02.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9761    πŸ” 1663    πŸ’¬ 208    πŸ“Œ 63

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time

23.02.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8191    πŸ” 2558    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 55
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ok yeah it's no wonder no one notices the fanta immediately, lmao #linepose #oczuya

25.02.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ugh

08.02.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8133    πŸ” 3784    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 101
The spring stems of the pussywillow plant. The flowers are puffy and white and line the stems like pompoms. Amongst the flowers are tiny cats of the same colors who have tails that mimic the pussywillow flowers perfectly.

The spring stems of the pussywillow plant. The flowers are puffy and white and line the stems like pompoms. Amongst the flowers are tiny cats of the same colors who have tails that mimic the pussywillow flowers perfectly.

Pussywillow-Tailed Cats - 2024

[ #art #illustration #botanicats ]

24.02.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7304    πŸ” 2047    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 15
β€˜You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

β€˜You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

β€˜You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

12.02.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 29023    πŸ” 8085    πŸ’¬ 289    πŸ“Œ 560
ffxiv comic: (you)r self-care demon loves you. more than you'll ever know. who else could he love but (you)?

ffxiv comic: (you)r self-care demon loves you. more than you'll ever know. who else could he love but (you)?

dark comedy. πŸŒ‘

#ffxiv #art

07.02.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 450    πŸ” 237    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

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