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S O M E O N E

JOE HENDRY IS ON FUCKING CAMEO SOMEONE PLZ GET ME A CAMEO FROM JOE HENDRY

my supervisor called me sunshine today on the radio and i almost started sobbing

dont worry about it

a man is standing in a refrigerator looking inside . ALT: a man is standing in a refrigerator looking inside .

nah cuz why is it 4 am and im yelling i believe in joe hendry

the comedy gold that was my coworker that i hate working with entering the ambulance while the song People I Dont Like by upsahl was playing was priceless

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i have never felt more puerto rican pride in my life until watching the benito bowl

hear me out what if i get a copy of heartgold and a pokewalker and went to the gym to run with my pokemon

Hugh Morris

the british mind cannot comprehend the concept of finding out the future of the weather via groundhog (me and punxsutawney phil got beef this year)

my island in animal crossing new horizons is a magical place

i love u hugh morris

oh hi melisa i see u liking all of my posts

PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.

BAHAHA SHE WENT TO SHOW ME THE READING SINCE IT WAS AN AUTOMATIC ONE AND IT REALLY WENT "battery low"

as an emt, watching my gf try to use a bp cuff is pure chaos

the need for me to share this surprise for my gf like i dont wanna keep my mouth shut about it

help???? my partner today in the ambulance has the same name as my ex-fiancee???

the power of me over facetime is wild cuz wym i got my girlfriend's cat to stop being a pain while 3.5k miles away

the genuine joy on my girlfriend's face as she got my alexa to turn off my lights using voice commands while on facetime

UPDATE ITS NOW EATING MASHED POTATOES WITH CHOPSTICKS

"dork perception" im so dumb i meant depth perception LIKE I COULDNT SEE

my partner today at work really tossed me the keys to drive the ambulance knowing damn well i had one contact lens in like DOES THIS MAN HAVE A DEATH WISH I HAVE NO DORK PERCEPTION

buttercup from powerpuff girls with an angry face, in her bed, muffling her ears with a pillow. her face is in the middle and her hands are either side of the base of the pillow. i posted this because this is genuinely me right now with a similar pillow that goes around my head in the same way.

me w chronic illnesses 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 medical professional gf

me being insanely sick and almost 3.5k miles away from her

jingle jangle jams

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i was talking about how i dont like fruit punch snapple to my gf on facetime and she prOCEEDS TO PUNCH ME OVER THE PHONE SAYING NOW I JUST GOT A FRUIT PUNCH HELP???

never did i expect my girlfriend to facetime me on a night out to show me off to everyone

i am cringing so hard at myself why was i like this