The Chonkahedron

Belly and bulge this morning.

Flaccid Friday is a thing, right?

Looking out the window this morning.

Private Internet Access and Soulseek.

Also I still use an MP3 player.

My yearly wrapped.

Because as a recovering people pleaser who gets squicked out by TPE stuff it sounds like it hits a bunch of triggers for me, especially as the sub character has my name.

Plus I have a lot of difficulty taking most BDSM stuff even remotely seriously and would just cringe-chuckle my way through it.

Having just read the Wikipedia summary, I now have absolutely zero interest in seeing Pillion. I had next to no interest in seeing it anyway but now even less.

Getting dressed this morning.

One of their videos randomly came up in my YouTube feed a few months ago and I am very much now invested in Michigan architecture.

If you're a "plus size model" promoting "body positivity" and you're now advertising weight loss drugs from a bear-themed online "pharmacy" you can climb right on into the fucking bin.

Ick.

What did Guy Fieri do?

That poor woman with her case of hands-melting-together disease.

Considering who this person is I have just spent the past 5 minutes laughing.

YouTube video by buhokli naruTIE chillerama: i was a teenage werebear 2011 - do the werebear

If you haven't seen Chillerama, there's a segment called "I Was A Teenage Werebear" that is amazing.

I don't remember anything in The Source about this.

Also found a @cjtoddy.bsky.social ornament in the gift shop.

Went to the Christmas lights at the botanic gardens tonight with @distorted-view.bsky.social and @mattgikarp.bsky.social and it was lovely. More pics will come when I get them off my proper camera but here's some selfies from the tunnel of light thingy.

I may have been a horny teenager.

Every time I remember more. Stephen Root, Abraham Benrubi, Mike McShane, Rick Ducommon, Walter Olkewicz, Oliver Platt, Richard Griffiths, Mel Smith, Robert Pastorelli, Robbie Coltrane, John Thomson.

Can't believe I forgot David Anthony Higgins, Joe Viterelli and Paul Sorvino.

Chasers. Not even once.

"Aren't I lucky? I got a chunky bit!"

John Goodman, Louie Anderson, Phill Jupitus, George Wendt, John DiResta, Dave Ruby, Googy Gress, Ron Lester, Bulk from MMPR.

A movie that takes place where you’re from.

Is there any other film as sweet and joyful as Delirious that features a big guy as a romantic lead?

I never realised Gailard Sartain died earlier this year. The loss of another adorable chubby guy from my formative years. ☹️

Warm Ribena and Pebble Mill.

Also there was Pog, Format, Genki.