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Giant Scottish Softboi. Big Dad Energy. Not a slut but I play one on the internet. NSFW. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. πŸ”žπŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ MDNI. EMPTY PROFILES GET BLOCKED. Queer smut, collections of interesting pop culture ephemera, shitposting

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I love that we were both writing a post with the exact same image. 🀣

19.08.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is meant to be a serious historical story not set in Hyrule.

What a fud.

19.08.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just remember this is the author whose "research" for one of his books had him using recipes from Breath Of The Wild in his novel.

19.08.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate this show so much and yet I have a bunch of connections to folk who are in it.

18.08.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh huh that's right.

18.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am tempted to buy a Christopher Cross t-shirt and none of you fuckers can stop me.

15.08.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Power, force, motion, drive.
Power, force, motion, drive.
Power, force, motion, drive.
Power, force, motion, drive.

15.08.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover art of "Very Pleasure" by Duran Duran Duran.

The cover art of "Very Pleasure" by Duran Duran Duran.

Duran Duran Duran are a real band though.

14.08.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SalΓ³.

13.08.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A late tummy/tushie Tuesday for you.

12.08.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I never realised how big a draw Oasis still were until last week.

And how groups of men in Oasis t-shirts are really good at setting off my internal threat recognition sensors.

12.08.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Deatherman (2013)

It's about an undead weatherman.

12.08.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a bitch
I'm a boss
I'm a bitch I'm a boss
I'm shaped like Rick Ross

12.08.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's a post from one of the hottest guys on the internet for you to look at.

12.08.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well this just improved my Tuesday tenfold.

Also happy belated birthday, beautiful.

12.08.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post your most Daddy pic.

10.08.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or if the audience is the applicable one. If someone is geeking out to me over one of my special interests it can be amazing. But that very rarely happens these days.

10.08.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white tank top with the words it 's all in the reflexes behind him ALT: a man in a white tank top with the words it 's all in the reflexes behind him

Shout out to The Thing, Escape From NY, The Christmas Chronicles and GOTG2.

But it's absolutely Big Trouble In Little China.

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More bulge, more bulge, more bulge, and then willy.

09.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bulges and cake for a Saturday.

09.08.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Roadhouse. Not even a competition.

09.08.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Religion map of the UK according to the last census. That's interesting.

05.08.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thundercats: Lost seems to just be a furry recruitment tool tailored specifically to me. I mean COME ON.

04.08.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, my incredibly heterosexual first response if someone says "it's raining, it's pouring" is without fail "MY LOVE LIFE IS BORING ME TO TEARS, AFTER ALL THESE YEEEEEEEEARS...."

04.08.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prince & The Revolution - Purple Rain
Kate Bush - Hounds Of Love
Makeup And Vanity Set - 88:88
Oneohtrix Point Never - Garden Of Delete
Placebo - Without You I'm Nothing
Garbage - Garbage
Carly Rae Jepsen - Eβ€’Moβ€’Tion
Alexisonfire - Alexisonfire
Alexisonfire - Watch Out!
Peter Gabriel - So

04.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Copper Blue and California. πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

04.08.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Troublegum is the best album of 1994.

04.08.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
3 rolls of camera film.

3 rolls of camera film.

I also got these from Analogue Wonderland just to see how I like shooting on film.

31.07.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So I got a discovery flight of new (to me) perfumes from Crow & Pebble and I am going to be smelling extra fabulous for the next month at least.

31.07.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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