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A highly complex website showing two betting accounts earning nearly $500,000 and $120,000 on a minimal number of positions.

In case you were wondering, Polymarket had yet another spate of likely inside traders betting that the US would strike Iran by February 28.

Per the due diligence investigation service Bubblemaps, the wallets used were created 24 hours earlier.

The Pentagon Pizza Index has been replaced.

A tall stack of plates at Rockin' Rolls all you can eat sushi restaurant

what 4 months on testosterone does to a mf

mogged the fuck out of my friends who finished puberty years ago like losers

@xenowes.bsky.social @kleinderg.bsky.social #mogged

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

wow holy shit its exactly what everyone kept saying over and over

KING KOOPA

Fishy's smile says it all 😁

his favourite snack

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

A digital painting of a scaly anthro blue and purple dragon dressed as a barista, tongue stuck out in concentration as he makes a fancy latte.

When you next stop into Wanderlust, make a mention of your favorite critter to Axel and he’ll magic it into your latte art - or even pour it by hand. He’s been practicing!

a speedpaint for Axel - thanks again friend!

*talking about the Planet of the Apes movies*

Me: “So they’re about a technology that gives apes human-like intelligence.”

@kleinderg.bsky.social: “That already exists, it’s called GitHub Copilot”

Vouch :)

Love is asking your sick partner every day if they’re feeling well enough yet to share lava cake with you

A thumbnail of two mean shaking penis hands. Not hands made of penis, but penis made of hands. The text reads "Inside the Gay Tech Mafia Gay men have long been rumored to run Silicon Valley. WIRED investigates."

This is what boy gay sex is to me is now. Sorry.

a gray and white dumbo rat snuggled in white blankets staring up at the camera with big googoo eyes

good morning from yuri!

me and @xenowes.bsky.social have an extremely symbiotic mlm-wlw friendship

have some gay husbands

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Diezel McRingtail FuzzButt You leftist furs amaze me. Like seriously calling anyone that disagrees with you a Nazi or racist. like seriously do you know you could actually be a productive citizen instead of wasting your time being a keyboard warrior? Star Raccoon! A coup was attempted to over throw the government and install a dictator as the leader of this country. Diezel McRingtail FuzzButt @DiezelRaccoon Replying to @StarTheRaccoon I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round* 11:05 PM 1/12/21 Twitter for iPhone

Been seeing multiple people today in the replies of things asking "What do you mean right-wing furries exist?" genuinely shocked, meaning that a lot of you have never seen one of the funniest moments on Twitter ever

i send @xenowes.bsky.social the dumbest fucking posts and he's still friends with me

Love to see this from Jon Cooper on why Jarvis got the call:

i like that yoru and asa manage to seem so distinct, despite sharing the same body.

fujimoto did a good job solidifying their mannerisms and expressions. even if you edited out the scars, you could tell it is yoru a lot of the time.

ashes2caches puppy, stop it. you can't give mommy road head right now. there's fucking black ice.

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

Warm up gardening centaur

good morning