Calamitous ORTBO

Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead Callers to Washington state’s driver’s license agency who select automated service in Spanish have instead been hearing an AI voice speaking English with a strong Spanish accent.

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liberals say that men can't do this anymore

nothing sounds like the vr6. the mk7 has all kinds of cool tricks with the XDS and the mk8 even has a drift mode, but none of them have that snarl.

thank you

liberals say that men can't do this anymore

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength

Yesterday, Minneapolis gave us hope. That’s what they’re trying to kill: the will of a people who are willing to fight them.

there are too many posts on here about "world events" and "AI" and not nearly enough about "Mitsibushi Delica"

Gavin Newsom being an utter little bitch and backing down from calling fascistic ICE agents "terrorists".

Only 15 days in and we have a strong contender for most embarrassing headline of the year.

Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Background checks don't happen until after people start work, one official said, as HR rubber-stamps applicants in days. Training was slashed from 16 weeks to six, with sit-ups eliminated because recruits couldn't handle them.

ICE recruitment is going well.

girls always love to telling people about " lifespan"
but they do not care of, "life's pan"

Happy anniversary to Dreamcast, the dream continues to live on

#sega #sonicthehedgehog

Favorite part of this piece is that Steiner is canonically called "unc"

You want to get your shit bounced on "stupid style?" Well. I'll have you know, that my girl does nothing "stupid style." In fact she slops my shit very intellectually

September 11, 2001 (9/11) - Single by The Experience on Apple Music Album · 2025 · 1 Song

Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated.

It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.

music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...

Let anime girls Ponder The Orb again!!

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

I am currently on my third playthrough of this game with over 350 hours played and there is still content I have not experienced yet

second runner fucking owns

fedposting?

the first time i watched barton fink, a bat flew down our chimney in the final 15 minutes of the movie. this is a true story.

Never kill yourself

Each year the staff of these stores engage in mortal combat to decide what dogs will be like in the following year

not even one year into the new admin and we're already being tut-tutted at by these people lmao

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.