Spi-der

mgs4 has been trapped, locked, sealed away on the ps3 for 18 fucking years man. if you had a baby the week mgs4 came out you could turn around and announce the news to your cigarette smoking gay son

Scott Cawthon

Half-Life 3 logo

Scott Cawthon has "little to no" involvement in the development of Half-Life 3.

This is because he doesn't work at Valve.

Dear Marvel Comics,
I will pay you $4.99 a month if you let @denizcamp.bsky.social just do whatever the fuck he wants with the Ultimates. Please don’t let this line end, Marvel.

twitter nowadays is just posts saying "elon is a stinky baby" with 700 bluecheck replies all "Actually I have Elon's Dick Down My Throat Right Now and if you insult him Again I will Cry on his Tiny Balls"

Larian CEO Replaced by Elder Brain - Hard Drive GHENT, Belgium — Larian Studios, the company behind Baldur’s Gate 3 and the Divinity series, announced this week that their CEO Swen... Continue this tale

Larian CEO Replaced by Elder Brain

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They only ever give me the hot dental hygenists

Teenager me: everyone in charge is so stupid

Young adult me: politics corporations and science are incredibly complex topics that require thorough research and discussion and we shouldnt jump to conclusions

Me now: everyone in charge is so stupid

i saw people saying nagoshi was just doing yakuza again and i was so prepared to be like "oh my god guys its a crime game not every crime game is yakuza" and then i saw The Walk under the kabukicho gate and yeah he's just doing yakuza again lmao

Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.

Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/

I graduated high school

GLITCH PRODUCTIONS paid me to rebrand Bloodborne Kart A SECOND TIME into the mini game GLITCH KARTS!!!

im serious. its real. i made multiple cutscenes with their characters and everything. lol.

play the game here: glitchkarts.com/474c49544348...
check out the whole video here: youtu.be/pZsMHnTDytg

Back in the day I used to play so much minesweeper that I saw the numbered squares in my dreams

i've just had the most wonderful idea, let's all read Mob Psycho 100 again

Game: 007: Nightfire (2002, GC)
TAS Author: FitterSpace
Source: tasvideos.org/5274M

jojo

YouTube video by SnowiestAngeman Resyncing the Yakuza 4 and 5 Dynamic Intros (So They're a Bit Like Kiwami 2)

I love this edit of it
youtu.be/VNLq6gPx3tU?...

lrt: all fetishes can be boiled down to:

* To express innermost vulnerability
* To garner and abuse power
* To be relieved of obligation
* Feet

Make sure you're always dressed to quest 🪄

Happy birthday to me 🥳
#karlach #karlachbg3 #karlachcosplay #baldursgate3 #baldursgate #dungeonsanddragons #baldursgatecosplay #cosplay #cosplayer #baldursgate3cosplay #larianstudios

#Karlach thirst

JoRPG Concept Art Plate armor with various helmets, curiasses, pauldrons, gauntlets, greaves, tabards, and waistcloths

Knight Gear

I think the guys at the comic store are judging me for being a basic bitch and only getting Marvel stuff

im arthuring it

no matter how many times i see it majimas introduction cutscene in 0 riles me up like nothing else. all the lead up in and out of game, man. that's a goddamn cutscene

always nice falling asleep to video essays until you wake up to the sobbing screams of akira nishikiyama

Dems eye a villain-to-ally arc for Musk

He can go fuck himself, actually.

had this stuck in my head all week