Elliott Bell

Free middle aged (black) men from the clutches of bill maher. The rest of us got him out of here and i for one am tired

In unrelated news: my fitst set of fruit trees were successfully transplanted. Can’t wait til they really start bearing fruit. Can’t wait until the orchard really gets rolling

I am glad that I don’t have to vote for Gavin newsome anymore though. That worthless excuse for a governor was one of the worst parts of living in CA. Him and terry mcaulifffe were two of the worst options on a ballot I’d seen in my adult life

I’ll be honest, I’m not excited about voting for Abigail Spanberger this year. If she wasn’t running against winsome earle sears she wouldn’t stand a chance in my book. But id rather have chewing gum on my shoe than dog 💩 so here we are

Taking target out of the shopping rotation is a struggle but it’ll likely end up being worth it. Truthfully they’ve been lacking for a while so this whole DEI slip was easily enough motivation to take a step back

Watching an old episode of murder she wrote and bill Maher is guest starting. Wish someone would’ve noticed the lack of talent 40 years ago and kept him off the air while they had the chance.

I guess peer pressure is a real thing because suddenly here we are on bluesky