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I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you. I once knew a sensual hog named Alf. Feed of just me ⬇️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moj6trvqbhappapbpf6rkhqo/feed/aaacaqxkrx5y2

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Latest posts by missriss.bsky.social on Bluesky

How do French people resist the urge to respond "escargot fuck yourself" all the time

10.12.2025 08:06 — 👍 19    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

Ordered chicken wings tonight at a Jersey diner and the waitress asked "hot or spicy?" and I said "why not both?" and she winked

10.12.2025 07:41 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman with a leopard print jacket says you still got gas Alt: a woman with a leopard print jacket says you still got gas in that tank
10.12.2025 07:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah and the far right had been trying the same thing a million times until they chipped away enough of the guard rails and normalized their bullshit so idk maybe ~persisted~ isn't just for girl boss merch maybe yall actually need to buckle down and figure it out

10.12.2025 05:27 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

They're bragging about their perfect record of missed shots

10.12.2025 06:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

God I hate that mentality. The same kind of people mocked Republicans for constantly trying to overturn Roe v. Wade cause "It'll never happen!" Oh shit it happened!

Yeah that's how you affect CHANGE. You TRY and you KEEP trying. Failure is a risk you'll face but you never make change by NOT trying.

10.12.2025 05:17 — 👍 27    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 1

No, that was the impeachable offense rate of his first administration
This round, that skeet took at least 12 offenses to type out

10.12.2025 05:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Oh we tried impeachment two times and it didn’t work!”

Just two? The man probably committed two impeachable offenses in the time it took me to type this.

10.12.2025 05:05 — 👍 117    🔁 28    💬 8    📌 7

This is how those Final Destination movies work. If there is a drop of water anywhere within 40 feet of you, you are fucked

10.12.2025 04:12 — 👍 87    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Absolutely insane. Holy shit.

10.12.2025 04:50 — 👍 230    🔁 49    💬 8    📌 1

It’s not a strategy, it’s a duty.

10.12.2025 02:54 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

There should be a Democrat filing articles every single day and then getting in front of cameras to talk about it. Every day. It'd be so easy, and very effective. And yet...

10.12.2025 02:30 — 👍 16    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Being called naive for not abandoning the premise of justice is both bone stupid and inherently vibe destroying. You can create a new political reality by creating a movement. This is actually what politics is! It's not just triangulating between rich donors and the people you serve.

10.12.2025 02:20 — 👍 200    🔁 32    💬 3    📌 2

I think the most off-putting thing to me recently is people shitting on the very concept of political imagination. Yes, this is possible. Yes, you can convince people after a wave election in an incredibly hostile political environment to a president who has left the country in ruins.

10.12.2025 02:14 — 👍 190    🔁 24    💬 4    📌 0

Impeachment is honestly one of the simplest things a member can push.

They can write whatever (even a simple "Trump is impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors") and force a vote whenever.

10.12.2025 02:04 — 👍 405    🔁 85    💬 10    📌 6

My favorite thing about this thread is everyone is chiming in with their own ideas and they are all literally 100x better than anything the Democrats are currently doing.

10.12.2025 04:52 — 👍 37    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
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Atmospheric river triggers widespread, potential record flooding as second wave begins - Emerald City Weather Blog Round 2 of our atmospheric river is now getting back under way and the latest projections are not

Round 2 of our atmospheric river is now getting back under way and the latest projections are not what we want to see, with now multiple rivers currently projected to reach record flood stages, including some along more populated areas.
emeraldcityweather.com/snohomish-ri... #wawx #waflood

10.12.2025 04:52 — 👍 24    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 2
Old pic of the back of my neck showing a relatively fresh little heart tattoo. Wisps of hair drape above it

Old pic of the back of my neck showing a relatively fresh little heart tattoo. Wisps of hair drape above it

I had the spot marked so it was easier to find

10.12.2025 04:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤔 you know, it's possible I've misunderstood the phrase "rock hard" in several life situations before now

10.12.2025 04:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Late night. Slapped together pasta and salad for dinner and am going to try so hard to unplug my brain.

10.12.2025 04:38 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Simply rejecting the premise that every dystopian techno-horror, inequality and destruction is inevitable but anything good, healing, adapting or creating is impossibly radical

11.10.2023 04:06 — 👍 46    🔁 15    💬 0    📌 0

Which wine pairs best with when your brain is violently rejecting the current simulation

16.06.2024 23:00 — 👍 70    🔁 30    💬 15    📌 1

I am rejecting the false illusions of choice in this capitalist hellscape.

That's why from now on, I'm only playing Fuck, Marry AND Kill.

23.04.2024 01:04 — 👍 40    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0

*continues tapping sign*
Rounds and rounds of election wins and I am begging Dems to move forward and not fuck this up. If these wins peter out the backlash will kill us all

10.12.2025 04:20 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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What we get wrong about the Montgomery bus boycott – and what we can learn from it | Jeanne Theoharis The movement’s success was never a given. It took much longer and required tremendous sacrifice without certainty it would work

“Movements do not result from the first or second outrage but from an accumulation of injustice that brings people to a breaking point.”

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

10.12.2025 04:01 — 👍 12    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 2

I also just read this out loud to my wife and the 15yo and Philip is correct, that is the best way to experience it.

10.12.2025 04:02 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Don't forget to set out some skeets of questionable quality for morning Bluesky to enjoy. I put mine out already.

10.12.2025 03:28 — 👍 30    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 0

I would simply pierce the grinch with
a poison blade

10.12.2025 03:29 — 👍 18    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0
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The Push to Impeach Pete Hegseth Is On Democratic Representative Shri Thanedar has filed articles of impeachment against the secretary of defense over the murderous attacks on boats in the Caribbean.

Hell yeah.

10.12.2025 01:22 — 👍 72    🔁 15    💬 4    📌 0

Fonts are now DEI. Fonts.

This is one of the least harmful things these chucklefucks are doing, but as a longstanding Times New Roman hater this particularly annoys me. Admit it, you absolute dickless dildo, it's just because the word Roman is in it, isn't it? Isn't it??

10.12.2025 01:23 — 👍 184    🔁 36    💬 22    📌 3

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