stephen

did we all have a good sunday please ?

1665: black plague
1666: fire of london
1667: three cheshire aldermen got splinters

You be the ruff: the hair wants to go out on Fridays, the shirt thinks the hair is mental

Divorced beheaded died
Divorced beheaded abducted by aliens

Ruffington and hairyboodles

Totally agree! And tbh my 40k army is possibly droppable to great crusade as it's a feudal guard army so no reason that can't be a weird imperial army one too!

Couldn't agree more - the main thing that is pulling me to do a Horus heresy army is thinking of a fun lost legion concept and how to put it on the table - if they ever explained it that mystery is dead

council say they're cutting the bring out your dead man to only every three weeks

Picture of two Nazis, top, Hitler captioned "one ball" bottom Göring captioned "two but very small"

Picture of two more Nazis, top Himmler captioned "rather sim'lar" and bottom Goebbels captioned "no balls at all"

the wikipedia page for the "Hitler has only got one ball" song is fully sending me

Have you seen the movie sunshine?

Which one darling?

slamming your hand up through the graveyard earth must feel soooo good for the freshly undead

slamming your hand up through the graveyard earth must feel soooo good for the freshly undead

pulled an iron poker out of a bag for life and now i am co-earl of all rutland

pulled a fork out of a jacket potato and now i am alderman of all east finchley

pulled a butter knife out of a hedge and now i am magistrate of all south derbyshire

jeremy corbyn: we should be called the justice party
zarah sultana: no we should be called the people's party
transfemme johnny cash: i hrt myself today

never know what to do with those days between the battle of the boyne and christmas eve

Picture of a Warhammer model. It is the base model of a blood bowl empire with a plasma rifle. Painted red and yellow

Feudal Guard Tempestus Scion

#warhammercommunity

Amazing thank you!

I was the guy pestering you about game mats and I realised I've forgotten your answer - can you tell me where this mat came from? Can't wait to get playing with it all when I put my order in tonight

Gutted to hear this, but best of luck with your future stuff - enjoyed meeting you at UKGE - this is spurring me to purchase 2 armies and terrain a lot quicker than I expected for my yearly plans - but I don't want to miss out!

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Pov: you are being told off on Bluesky

Exactly. It's cowardly reform chasing that will leave labour a distant second if not third at the next GE because they're too fucking stupid scared and arrogant to do anything that might actually make a positive case for labour

Hotels of refugees were burned last year (ones highlighted by labour MPs in some cases) and the groups involved aren't proscribed afaik. This is just a pathetic leadership cracking down on dissent (that is more in line with un human rights courts) with a bulldozer

Spray painting some privately owned planes leased to the raf and shutting down defence contractors engaged in material support of a genocide?
There is already criminal damage laws to hold this and even Starmer has fought legal battles to justify these acts during Iraq. No different to Patel really

What the fuck man. Genuinely thought better of you

A beekeeping booklet called make your own glass quilt and curtail huge disturbance with a white person with short dark hair in a white aertex top looking into a beehive

Storming out of beekeeping club, pausing only to shout over my shoulder

Me: Well Ma'am we've learnt something from your MRI
Her: What's that, Doctor?
Me: It's a big machine that lets us see inside people

the real Katy Perry is still in space