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Roy Walker: Mr Chips there, can you guess what the Catchphrase is

(At this exact point God collapses the tower of babel and punishes humanity's hubris)

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Roy Walker: Close but it's not right

Greg Davies: Amazing task, you didn't even look back at your wife once

Lot: Oh...

A suspiciously salty Alex Horne: Let's replay but from a different angle

i hope they didn't hold up any cardboard signs otherwise they'll really be in trouble

(writhing in a snake pit succumbing to slow poison but then quickly unmuting): no nothing from my end thanks

A skateboarder wearing a bright yellow hoodie, blue beanie and thick chain, ollies into frame on a dark city alleyway.

The skateboarder, still holding his skateboard, grabs a woman aggressively. "Where the fuck are you going?" he says. "I'm tired" she replies.

Robert de Niro looks to camera on a grainy feed. He says "Rambo the skateboard pimp was my tenth kill".

We see Rambo the skateboard pimp, for it is he, being shot in the back of the head by an unseen gunman.

Have always avoided notoriously bad Pacino/De Niro cop thriller Righteous Kill, but stuck it on tonight and am amazed that no one has ever memed this, one of the most Naked Gun sequences ever to feature in a purportedly serious movie.

great news for the slashed fabric and codpiece industry if so

are there japanese guys weirdly obsessed with landsknechts the way euro guys are with samurai

got to put my recycling out even though id already got comfy in bed

just seen testament of ann lee

the enemy (islamic republic of iran) of my enemy (uk influencers and crypto bros who moved to dubai) is my friend

the snivelling transatlanticism was always grotesque but it feels even worse now

I just don't think there's that many secretaries living in Gorton and Denton who you can blame for voting green

the Labour party trying to paint a picture of why you shouldn't vote Green and it's "everyone will take drugs all the time and also engage in fundamentalist Islam"

of course people voted for that, it's Dune. you've invented Dune!

Can't believe the plan of getting Mike "Hard borders hard sausages" Tapp taking a break from saying the greens want to legalise rape to be interviewed by a neo nazi lolcow didn't work

Well I'll tell you something that's not so funny, right now Matt Goodwin is at home crying like a little girl .

tired: this meeting could have been an email

wired: this email could have been a gun

hearing it was an absolute landslide tonight

Mike Tapp has to spend his salary on something I suppose

(The Bank)

Me (a bank man): Well, Mr See, Mrs Saw... I think we're all about to make a lot of money

Nice of labour to split the right wing vote tbf

crazy how italy is a place where you can't even bite your thumb at someone, like if you're in fair verona don't even think about it bucko

first "went to the office wearing a jacket cause it was a bit chilly but it ended up being uncomfortably warm on the way home" of 2026 🥰

The danning kruger effect

Why is Niles Crane in a hostel

really couldn't be happening to a more deserving bloke ❤️

what are you meant to do in the heavy in between days of pancake day and the battle of the boyne

The British version of the EGOT is the BBL (BAFTAs, Brit, ‘livier)

On Sunday night the person doing the shipping forecast should whisper aloud the secret sin of a sailor, whoever is hearing it as their own heavy with the knowledge they will not see the sunrise

Abraham Lincoln: Four Smore and Seven Years ag-

Edward Everett: This mfer said Smore

Ward Hill Lamon: Smore

Colonel Selleck: Smore

(Union Soldier #3 changed the name of the group to Smore and Peace)