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@stepheniscowboy.bsky.social

i am the world's fastest classically trained clown

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back on the good bit of the internet

16.09.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you did your best to have as many high information people on that march at least fella x

14.09.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much

12.09.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello @cinemashoebox.bsky.social did you once tweet about a HRE(?) noble house which named all their sons the same name so it would end up being like John the Sixieth I can't find it online but I feel I remember you posting about it.

12.09.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The RMT are behind the pressure of bosses to remove WFH so that their strikes can cause enough disruption to help their industrial relations

12.09.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He will catch COVID at least 54 times

11.09.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pottery wheel that stays perfectly still but just thwucks you around it in a horrid ungodly circle

09.09.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

back to work! NOW

09.09.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the name'
s
kaur
rupi kaur
i have a license,
and you
are dead now

09.09.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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extremely satisfying'building on fire' vibes. 10/10 fire. so often a building on fire is visually a disappointment, but this is a triumph

09.09.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 9
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Physio: have you got a band?

Me: yeah it’s kind of early 80s thrash, but more sort of crusty… Cold War themed! We’re actually playing on Thursday.

Physio:

09.09.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

(practicing sarcasm with a saxon i don't like) alfred the greaaat

09.09.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(comforting a russian tyrant) hey hey, ivan the trying his best, okay?

09.09.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(negging the macedonian boy wonder) alexander the okay i guess

09.09.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Very plausible!!

06.09.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was on school library computers

06.09.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

was forgiving debt, all conditions added to this forgiveness would lead losing. Unconditional forgiveness would result in a win.

Animation would pop up of a lady explaining it's time to forgive debt

06.09.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

can anyone remember this game:
-pc
-played in early 00s
-educational(?)
-you play as a diplomat involved in governance of 'emerging' economy
-make key strategic decisions (where to invest, aid packages)
-was end screens where you are shot by rebel militias or the actual army
-only way to win game:

06.09.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You're a perfect scholar and a wonderful friend thank you!

05.09.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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can anyone tell me what this art style of a metal carving which shows only faces or hands in paint beneath? it's beautiful and i want to learn more

05.09.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

turning mine flintlock pistole most sideways so admiral nelson knowest me for bad

03.09.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't wait for her book on Plueronectes: A Flat Plaice

25.08.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what if Rome was built in a day but they don't want you to know that, to limit how many cities there are to reduce competition when bidding for the commonwealth games

24.08.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interviewer: Well your CV is certainly interesting. It says here you worked in Television?

Sir Killalot: ...

24.08.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(technicolour dreamcoat)
I wash my clothes (aaa aa aaa)
But not the curtains (aaa aa aaa)
Because I feel quite certain (aaa aa aaa)
That I don't have tooooo

24.08.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well just finished reading literally any history book about any country that fell to the far right in the 20th century about how the liberal centre and traditional right are so scared of even slightly radical social democracy they will cozy up to fascism to prevent it. Now to go outside and

24.08.2025 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(introducing gf to my pals) this is gus, he has 3 different selection voice lines & can gather food drinks and single slot inventory items

gus: gus here! what can i do

(whisper to gf) try it

her: can you get me a coke

gus: haha! sounds like a job for gus!

(reassuringly) aw babe he likes you

23.08.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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when you're a french baker in your bakery and you've ran out of bread

23.08.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DJ: 🎡🎢 Put your hands up for Detroit 🎡🎢

South African Fisherman: πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ I LOVEEE DE TROIT 😀😀 SICH A MIGHTY FEESH

23.08.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

whenever i come over to bluesky it feels like hiding from my scolding mistress to escape my racist wife

22.08.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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