Andrew Schnittker

No way it's taking me a day and a half to get home because this many people actually want to go to a Chris Brown concert

Drake Thomas discards Walker Little and gets the sack

My "I'm not leaving" shirt has people asking a lot of questions answered by my shirt

Former Firebirds, Wolfpack running back Zonovan ‘Bam’ Knight fighting ... For fans of the Southern Nash High and N.C. State football programs, running back Zonovan "Bam" Knight juking and cutting his way to the end zone — and making plenty of defenders miss in the process, ...

Former NC State and Southern Nash running back Bam Knight making his first NFL start for the Arizona Cardinals today. You love to see it

Staal Score

Nope. I don't deviate from Chatfield

Maybe drink some of your beer before you come into your section if you're incapable of walking up stairs without the overfill spilling on someone

Some are saying we're back

Well, not at the moment

Well, this is famously a sign that everything's going well

Please no I'm not ready for this to be over yet

Fans, we made a huge mistake. I know we announced months ago how the season would go but we are no longer moving forward with...

<crowd excitedly murmurs>

...the Hulu documentary.

<crowd sighs disappointedly>

Why, what happened?

Fuck it, Tyquan down there somewhere

As if UNC getting blown to smithereens in every P4 game wasn't funny enough, they finally have an NFL QB worth celebrating, and they can't do it because of their weirdo petty HC

You do NOT have to choose between waffles or pancakes!

Neither holds a candle to good biscuits.

What else can you build an ENTIRE breakfast cuisine around? Sausage, bacon, chicken, eggs, cheese, combos, or GRAVY!

For dessert; sweets like jam, jelly, honey, syrup, molasses - go nuts with it!

He has, I believe, been returning kicks all year so far

Cardinals are decimated at RB but good for him

Bam Knight!

I tell you what, it would have taken a Herculean effort to make me ever feel a shred of sympathy for Bubba Cunningham. Damned if UNC didn't find a way

If, and this is a massive, monstrous if, Frederik Andersen doesn't miss a big chunk of time this year, it wouldn't surprise me if the Canes won the division by 10+ points

If (massive, massive, monstrous if) Frederik Andersen doesn't miss a big chunk of time again, it shouldn't be close

Don’t let Belichick off the hook here. He was the one who put Lombardi in charge.

Disbelief cobra

Oh One Battle After Another is phenomenal

Hi, I am simply here to say that the new Taylor Swift album slaps. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Kyle Shanahan is a wizard. That game tonight is honestly an all-time great coaching performance

What a game of football