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@coreywoodruff.bsky.social

I bend light, make noise and build stuff.

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12.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 17999    πŸ” 7109    πŸ’¬ 618    πŸ“Œ 355

I believe that was in Oslo. Stoic Scandinavians, man.

04.12.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
(1967) GREEN ONIONS - Live - Booker T. and MG's
YouTube video by LeeEstradaMusic (1967) GREEN ONIONS - Live - Booker T. and MG's

I’ve shared this many times, but in honor of the newly late Steve Cropper, here’s what unrestrained musical badassery looks like. These cats were not fucking around.

youtu.be/iFQEsUjI0U8?...

04.12.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSUBJECT: Reduction in Force”

12.10.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSubject: Reduction in Force”

12.10.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cannot wait to cry like a heartbroken tween when I see it. Hell, even the mention of his name has made me sad for 30 years now.

12.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Party ska is redundant.

21.09.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Downright bucolic.

29.06.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One slice at a time…with as little time between slices as possible.

23.06.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s utterly wild about this is that I had a dream last night that I met Becky’s sister at a party. I have no idea if she has a sister. And I had not seen this sign. Wacky cosmic coincidences.

15.06.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been thundering non-stop for at least an hour over here. Hush up out there. I got shit to do tomorrow #618wx

20.05.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s never fun when you turn on the TV weather after hearing tornado sirens and the meteorologist is zoomed in PRECISELY ON YOUR INTERSECTION. We’re fine. Yeesh tho. #stlwx #618wx

21.04.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can no longer go see the band I’ve waited 30 years to see live, so if anyone needs a ticket to the 4/10 Soul Coughing show in STL get at me.

28.03.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Arch effect? I dunno but storms split and go around us all the time over here. Bizarre. (We’re the blue arrow, STL the red one). I wish everyone else to be so lucky. πŸ€ #stlwx

15.03.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m debating whether to wake my snoring wife and kid in the basement or just go upstairs solo and spread eagle the bed for once.

15.03.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good christ this is the best thing I have seen all week.

07.03.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYep, they totally got it on. We’re just gonna blur that and skip to morning coffee cuz, you get it. Also, he totally has to go back across that zipline so let’s get right to that.”

19.02.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched it yesterday on a whim. Was pleasantly surprised, a few eye-rolling moments aside.

18.02.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Being forced to upgrade your Mac OS just to do your taxes is infuriating.

18.02.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God bless the keystep pro.

16.02.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...

Drucker never misses.

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/vot...

16.02.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Role Model by Sly and the Family Stallone (lyric video)
YouTube video by Sly and the Family Stallone Role Model by Sly and the Family Stallone (lyric video)

That’s an actual band! Milo loves this song: youtu.be/csjkFVlNV1M?...

16.02.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s your go-to tinned fish? LeAndra and I were just discussing them yesterday.

15.02.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But my in-laws will be here. 😬

14.02.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally have a rebuttal to my wife’s request for the Dolly Parton pan!

11.02.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could also visit a Federal Reserve Bank. Most have excellent museums and a couple offer tours. All staffed by goodhearted public servants.

07.02.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get you a FRED hoodie at the Fed museum. Fistbumps from economics nerds at airports will follow. Bonus: comfiest hoodie ever.

06.02.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bill Cassidy is a coward and is in violation of his hippocratic oath.

04.02.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lords of Dogetown.

04.02.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no recs, only observations.

1. Excellent wordplay. No shit.
2. That the dial goes from β€œWoman” to β€œNozzle Cleaning” prompts a lot of questions.
3. The degrees of intensity on the top dial are somewhat frightening.

04.02.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0