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@halfjumpsuit.bsky.social

Here for a good time, not a long time

31 Followers  |  13 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 27.11.2024  |  1.5435

Latest posts by halfjumpsuit.bsky.social on Bluesky


05.01.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I should post (more) on here. Should.

03.12.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am at a β€œdraft day” for interns. We have five picks and I’m trying to trade up.

15.08.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty good mad lib

12.08.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might need to trade for another CB Howie

08.08.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*emerges from hibernation*

Go Birds

07.08.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Enjoying the dress code at my new job

10.02.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald eagle is flying over a body of water near a forest . ALT: a bald eagle is flying over a body of water near a forest .

Go Birds

09.02.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two crash test dummies are sitting in a car ALT: two crash test dummies are sitting in a car

Ready for some football

26.01.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
27.12.2024 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe don't play QB if your name is "pick it"

22.12.2024 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
19.12.2024 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's beautiful I've looked at this for *six* hours now bsky.app/profile/jimm...

16.12.2024 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's beautiful I've looked at this for five hours now

16.12.2024 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But for now, it's here and it's good. Enjoy it while it lasts. When this bar closes we'll find another. For now, let's just have fun and get drunk.

14.12.2024 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A paid tier that gave everyone what they wanted in bonus features at an acceptable price point will not be enough to keep Bluesky afloat. This won’t last, this can’t last, and when it is over everyone will just hop over to the next thing, yearning for the days of peak Twitter/early Bluesky.

14.12.2024 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Twitter, before the brands and the scammers trying to make their brands got their hooks into it, was bleeding money. Bluesky is too, and will continue to. When the brands come, people will leave. Slowly, then suddenly, just like they left Twitter.

14.12.2024 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky is, immediately, magnitudes better than late stage Twitter, clearly the victor in the race to fill the void. That's great because if it’s just toxic social media from here on out, we’re screwed. But it, like Twitter, also can't last, for the same reasons why the peak Twitter era ended: $.

14.12.2024 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky doesn’t feel quite right. I doubt it ever will. You can never fully recapture the past because no matter how close to it you come, you can never avoid the nostalgia that wasn’t there. There can't be nostalgia during the peak. We don’t and can’t always realize we are in the salad days.

14.12.2024 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Quit Twitter a year ago and haven't missed it. I signed up for this mostly to park a username for if I wanted it for later. So far Bluesky feels like peak Twitter. But a knock-off version. It looks the same, almost exactly the same, both in UX and in the content. That’s both a feature and a bug.

14.12.2024 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been lurking here for about a week and a half and have some thoughts. Oh no, I’m about to do a thread. I already hate myself for it…

14.12.2024 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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