I've got a big bosom you could eat off of if you turned me into a table for japanese salarymen to eat sushi from, but why'd you do this? surely there are more fun things we can do with my bosom, no?
[I finish picking my handcuffs and snap the guard's neck in one move]
A / B testing 2 mid skeets
bald Wick fights 1 hundred computer Elronds in the Matrix Reloaded
watching The Matrix Reloaded
everything in the movies Mission Impossible really happened
I’m calling it: Enough!
86. Pierce Brosnan
85. Birdy Russ Pinchcock
84. Celluloid Fish
83. Hart Brandly Pertersong
82. Curneist V. Ipswing
81. Chubb Hugbone
80. Delicia Pamisrohnko
79. Snard Arbuckle
sex gifs
is this real???
if all that dracula stuff was real that would mean god is real too and i think god should do something about dracula in that case.
when they reconstruct amarica again i suggest going with a new name. the branding is atrocious and the negative press is way too much to overcome any SEO at this point. fresh start! my submission: Country Land
ronald mcdonald is not a clown. he's just irish
told my sweetheart today, "you put the kink in my hormuz" and she instantly dumped me. no hesitation.
Episode 43 of the Kilauea eruption is a BEAST. They just zoomed out and uhhh this may be on its way to setting a record for tallest lava fountains. What on Earth. 😍🌋
Cam 2 live: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
build back bedtime
bringing bedtime back
"your *commercials* will resume after a short break of the TV show you watching" you believe these fucking guys?!
a padded cell sounds ideal actually
If Clause AI ain got big heart and breathing lungs of air then why did I take all this time kissing his chest? who's chest have i been kissing then??? I'll wait.
pausing my campaign to write the dumbest post alive to once again say death to america. sincerely. america is a "gots to go" situation.
if claude AI isnt real they why come they have whats thinking meat in the computer then? I'll wait. 😏
If Claude AI isn't conscious then how come I can piss in my own sock drawer? I'll wait.
oneday, I will post all my drafts at once and this will hearalds the apocalypse (people getting annoyed and muting)
