bell

did i see a literal piece of meat and think “hmm how can i make content out of this” yes i did and i think that’s a little bit scary

i’m too high for bad thoughts so can they go away please!!!!!!

a girl holding up a collar with a little heart and chain attached and saying "every good pet should wear one of these"

well, you 𝘢𝘳𝘦 a good pet aren't you?

Trauma bonding is small talk for me

i wish i had enough disposable income to throw at an artist like i need to see that cat with the melon hat now

i woke up literally laughing smiling cause i dreamt i had a hairless cat in class for some reason and it was wearing a sweater and a melon hat. like wow those are actual quality dreams

dude i legit have a thing for blonde women now…… i’m having big realizations lmfao

SHE ISSSSS??!!!?? holy fuck

i have a girl fetish (im into girls)

i don’t get my boobs sometimes they feel big something they feel like a pair of deflated balloons

love eating in the nicer parts of town and pretending i belong

grupo frontera tiny desk y nadie me DIJO?!???

i ate way too much FYCKING CANDY AGAIN FUCKING FUCKCJJCKSKEN DKWNSNSJEKEKWBWB

kinder eggs

My painting COASTAL EXPLORERS

omg i can’t wait to get a tan lowkey

Asuka in the locker room

Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

can someone study the part of my brain that insists on shitposting rather than, you know, literally try to make money or better my life in anyway

blue elder flowers (Sambucus cerulea)

Santa Rita prickly pear (Opuntia santa-rita) with new fan growth

southwestern mock vervain (Glandularia gooddingii) flowers

Parry's beardtongue (Penstemon parryi) flowers

we barely got any rain this fall-spring so most of the desert didnt get wildflowers but theres a conservation area with a natural lake nearby thats got plenty of flowers

Hot girls shouldn't have to do math 😭

no but EVERY single time there’s one of these temptation shows the dudes always cheat and the girls always cry. girl go and cheat too dammit

me watching temptation island while shoveling oatmeal into my mouth: i’d be such a good temptation

bro i know. i’m a trooper tho o7

Asuka in red light

Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 19
A Man's Battle
Introjection

terf stands for terrible evil repulsive fucker

girls will say “don’t bully me” while they wag their tails happily at the thought of being prey

i woke up to see something inconsequential that pissed me off so i’m taking like 4 hours to chill before i do anything stupid

my girl tummy has taken a hit (hot ash from my cone fell onto me and burned my flesh)