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wow!

Trump: i won’t feed 40 million hungry Americans.

Also Trump: I don’t think I’ll make it to heaven.

No shit Sherlock.

Just saying this again for the people in the back.

Velshi’s vest is the new Kornachi’s khakis.

We've had 3 groups of truck or treaters at the house tonight. So the next kid that knocks on the door is going to score a years worth of candy whether they want it or not.

Minimum wage

Trump

If AI can replace anything, please let them replace the NFL refs.

Who is Mini Mike fooling?

Newsom: The New Testament and Old Testament have one dominant thing in common—Matthew, Isaiah, Luke, Proverbs, go down the list—it’s about food, about serving those who are hungry. It’s not a suggestion; it’s core and essential to what it means to align with God’s will.

Every congressperson should donate their weekly paycheck to the district’s food bank until this shut down ends. If they aren’t working they don’t deserve to get paid.

Wholly shit, America. Talking about blowing a lead. We were ahead 249-0 and now we’re losing.

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Nick Folk giving all of us dad bod type guys hope one day we too can play in the NFL

Trump talking 💩 about Portland is ironic when he can’t even figure out where Portland is at on a map.

Daughter made Taylor Swift chai cookies.

Wasn’t really my cup of tea.

Heroin ✅

Tylenol ❌

At least my president could pronounce acetaminophen.

He is guilty

And now back to our originally scheduled program.

The churches sure aren’t teaching “thou shalt not kill” very well in Sunday School any more. I mean it’s #6 carved in stone.

Dill pickled flavored anything other than actual dill pickles is ass. Stop it y’all.

Him: Goodnight!!!

Me:🖕

I like cost nothing on any app. Make somebody’s day and give their post a like. It’ll make their day.

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I’ll never eat at Cracker Barrel and it has nothing to do about their logo.

His greatest accomplishment, his biggest gift to the world, his most celebrated day… will be the day he dies.

What a legacy.

Trump parents

Jeezes effing Frankenstein