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This is Brian McGinnis, who had his arm broken by AIPAC-funded Republican Senator Tim Sheehy.

Brian McGinnis showed up in Washington, D.C., this morning for all Americans who felt betrayed by our government starting another war.

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Lotta hand wringing and misinformation about Talarico. I hope this provides some insight about his campaign.

The Onion

US military carries out 1st land operation against cartels in Ecuador: SOUTHCOM The United States and Ecuador conducted joint military operations against "designated terrorist organizations in Ecuador," U.S. Southern Command announced Tuesday.

We said No War and the US government said "best we can do is every war all at the very same time oops we're almost out of bombs but that's probably fine when doing every war, all at the very same time idk we're drunk"

He’s a firefighter in Raleigh. So he won’t be working for a while. And has 4 kids. Shameful.

On behalf of Brian’s family, we want to express our deepest gratitude for the overwhelming outpouring of support, messages, and contributions over the last 24 hours. At this time, our priority is Brian’s wellbeing. We are taking a necessary step back from the public eye to allow him to focus fully on his recovery in private. While he looks forward to engaging with you all again very soon, his health and his family remain the current priorities. Thank you for your continued patience and for being such an incredible community. Please keep Brian and his family in your prayers. — Team McGinnis

And for the record, I’ve been running long before this, and yes even after breaking my arm standing up for what I believe in. It’s only made me more determined. Anger is real, and so is resolve. Take care.

A message from Brian McGinnis, the firefighter and Marine veteran who was forcibly removed and injured by officers during his anti-war protest at the Capitol

Well would you look at that

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who wants to go in on the butt birth rhino from ace ventura when nature calls with me? we can put together a google calendar to share custody

economy is tough

WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THIS BEFORE

You’re never gonna what??

I think it’s less about being gross and more about the security. If you’ve got a bag of piss rolling around on your floorboard, it’s only a matter of time before it leaks/pops.

Not Dan-level bad, but close. www.maptap.gg March 5
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I have my best thoughts when no one will see them

Nothing unites all political parties like covering up sex crimes

The thing that gets me about this "bringing about Armageddon" nonsense... I feel like God was very specific in saying that we shall not know the day nor the hour, but these dichkeads have the audacity to think they can just force it to happen? God smited motherfuckers for less in the Old Testament.

People are making fun of this but at the end they open mouth kiss and it's actually kind of beautiful. They're clearly doing hand stuff too but they don't show it.

My favorite story

rihanna once told me to shut the fuck up while sitting next to me in a van. later, when she tried to apologize for it from outside the van, i rolled the window up on her —mid-sentence— and drove off

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

A picture of The Onion in print featuring this article posted on Twitter. https://theonion.com/anyone-else-have-those-weird-dreams-where-sobbing-future-generations-beg-you-to-change-course/

Grok being wrong: The Onion does have (hilarious) print editions, but this specific "Sam Altman" piece isn't from them—or any real outlet. It's a custom meme image made to look like one, floating around since at least February. Spot on for the satire though!

Wrong again, dumbass

YouTube video by The Dumb Zone Blake's Shocking Admission #fyp #shocking #funny

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I got two of them but one is gonna last me a good long while lol. Good stuff.

I can’t stop laughing at Jake’s reaction to Blake from the other day, I had to screenshot for a reaction meme.

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Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.

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