[⛈️] jacinthe incoming like:
24.11.2025 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@z-bolts.bsky.social
“ 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝙋𝙤𝙠𝙚́𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘪𝘴; 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝙋𝙤𝙠𝙚́𝙢𝙤𝙣.ᐟ 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢.ᐟ " Lit Ash Ketchum. Penned by Meza. MDNI 🔞
[⛈️] jacinthe incoming like:
24.11.2025 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His trusty, adoring Bayleef, of course!
They were sharing a latté and a couple of danishes, chatting away, language barriers be damned.
Who would have the 𝘼𝙐𝘿𝘼𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙔 to barge in on a trainer and their Pokémon enjoying a nice day out!?
𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺, 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 . . . .ᐟ
Pokémon, and how to better achieve them!
But, every other trainer seemed occupied with their own Pokémon, so why shouldn't Ash be? It was only natural!
His flagship Raichu was busy hanging out with the terror tot, Bonnie's, Dedenne; electric rodent stuff. So, that left Ash with, well, who else? 🔽
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> independant portrayal of Metal Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog
> minorly canon divergent
> lewd focused and irl accs dni
> #sonicrp #sonicthehedgehogrp #sthrp #mvrp
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Anyone looking to lock him down better strike soon!
Today, he was frequenting one of his new, favored spots in Lumiose — Café Pokémon Amie! A reliable spot for a hearty meal or pastry, or whatever he was in the mood for.
Better yet, it was a common spot for trainers to discuss bonds with their 🔽
Well, that had been concluded, in the wake of Ange demolishing the center of the city . . . for a second time.
𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘓𝘶𝘮𝘪𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘊𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬? 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘏𝘌?
Ash hadn't received some grand calling to return home yet; nothing to call him off to a new adventure, just yet . . .
But, one never knew! 🔽
The 𝐙-𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋𝐄 was a tournament of great renoun; at least within Lumiose. He had eyes, ears, and friends in the city, and they'd drawn him to a tournament with new and exciting Mega Stones on the line, to help him elevate his precious Pokémon to new heights! What's not to like!?
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Many times over, that'd been a set of badges to pursue, and a league to challenge. Sometimes, it was scrapping with villainy; be it a criminal orgnization, or three stoges in a Meowth blimp making everyone's lives mildly inconvenient.
Lumiose City was, luckily, 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 with things to do & see!
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How 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨 one keep Ash Ketchum in one place . . . ?
Well, for starters, that wasn't a particularly easy task. Ash was a man of action — a man of movement; a strange blend of incredibly disciplined, and very easily distracted; quick to throw himself into whatever was happening in front of him!
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[⛈️] oh based
i don't have any organized playlists, i just hoard songs to throw in as needle drops in fics lmao
18) His battling skills would be an easy answer, but his general proficiency at relating to and understanding Pokémon ranks higher! Connecting with them as well as he can is his dream, after all!
If you want something less lofty, he's really proud of how well he can pitch a Poké Ball.
[⛈️] heart says ash, gut says yugi
I just hope my boy gets a good showing
“ Damn, we've got a celebrity, here! ” Ash laughed. It made him wonder what Vulcan was so well-known for . . .
“ Yeah, it's like that . . . Fame has its up's and down's. ” He kept his eyes on the stars, slipping into a thoughtful tone. “ It can bring the best, and the worst things right to you. ”
I wanna ruin our friendship, we should be lovers instead. I don't know how to say this, because you're really my dearest friend.
24.11.2025 00:18 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0[⛈️] my wife is shuffling through her music for jacinthe core songs. She just reached her in z-a today lmao
23.11.2025 23:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 017) He struggles with it initially, gifts are such an open-ended question!
But he's pretty good at clocking a good gift when he sees one! It comes in bursts of inspiration!
16) Ash is a sap for a good romance!
He dismissed Brock's antics because that shit was not remotely serious and was also annoying. If you tell him a captivating tale, he'll cry!
It helped prepare him for his frankly ridiculous number of partners. He loves to dote on those guys, gals, and 'mons.
[⛈️] that whole series felt like it was written to piss me off istg, ash is smarter than that!
only redeeming factors were snivy and meloetta i think
[⛈️] i think that was one of the worst battles in the entire show. just dogwater. bottom three episode. loathe it
It was like they fed every Ash-hating Red fan of the age into ChatGPT and made that an episode. Elesa deserves better.
[⛈️] i promise ash didn't strike out against the unova gyms the way he did in the anime,
23.11.2025 19:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[⛈️] Oh, don't worry! Sometimes you need to be in the zone lol
No pressure!
Ash nodded along, finding himself smiling again. He was relieved that the attempts were out of good will — mostly, anyway.
“ I doubt 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 think of it as a burden, if they keep coming back. Sounds like you've got some dedicated friends. ”
“ That's a stupid question. 💦
I dunno, man! Thought it might be cool if Frankenstein in sci-fi cosplay just decided reality wasn't a thing, anymore. ”
The sarcasm was dripping.
Ash clicked his tongue. Vulcan sounded more burdened by the trend than annoyed, like some wild Pokémon tended to be.
“ That feels underhanded. Going after a Pokémon outta their prime. ” Of course, that was probably a cynical read of the situation. Ash had seen his share of bad trainers.
[⛈️] THE DETECTIVE IS BACK TO CONTINUE BEING SILLY
23.11.2025 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To their surprise, Red . . . recalled Poliwrath?
“ Aw, already? ” Ash rubbed the back of his head, jostling his hat a little in disappointment. “ We were just getting started! ”
All the same, Greninja bowed to his opponent, and hopped from one foot to the other. It was a nice warm-up!
The air felt a little warmer . . . !
Ash reclined and folded his arms behind his head, stargazing in Vulcan's proximity. Ash'd suspected he was wild, but now he knew.
“ Mmm, yeah. I've heard. A few of my Pokémon who spent a lot of time in the wild've told me the same. Sounds rough. ”
As are his!
If she's the Unova Champion, maybe he should bring some of his Unovan Pokémon! Make it a hometown throwdown!