Saving Grace Adler

Sitting down to watch the #BakeOff finale when fucking Paul Hollywood himself spoiled it for me already on TikTok DAYS AGO makes me so mad.

Jesus fucking Christ, that’s a jump scare and then some…

Let it unleash a thousand memes.

I call this one: "Donald Trump stands idly by while the American economy passes out in a corner."

the speed at which RFK books it out of there is incredible

No no. Put him back in storage. No one asked for this.

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

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Did I just order takeout for delivery? Yes

Am I gonna have to turn on my front porch light? Yes

Did I forget for a sec that it’s Halloween and that will potentially attract youths to my yard? …..Also yes

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That semi final Bake Off decision was absolute, bollocking bullshit.

Paul Hollywood, those eyes can fuck right off.

As someone on ACA who has seen their proposed premium on my same plan, that’s an outright fucking lie.

centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.

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“Check me/us out on X for more…”

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

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So, @ifycomedy.com was in my dream last night, and I’d love much more of that, please and thank you

Dems, I bet of you, STOP VOTING FOR TRUMP JUDGES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[checks calendar]

me after attending a protest

LOL has anyone told Idaho?

I could not care less. Absolutely could not.

If God takes Dolly home instead of dealing with the glaring American crisis, my last shreds of belief will be well and truly gone.

(Seriously, tho, please not Dolly…)

Kristi Noem's on the roof at Broadview surrounded by snipers and Kat is still out there demanding to see what horrific conditions are going on inside.

A fundraising text NEW MESSAGE FROM: Chuck Schumer Meredith, is there anything I can say to convince you to donate $20 (becomes $80!) to help take back the Senate majority

“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”

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*takes a deep breath*

…..Yes, that client is inept at all the basic functions of their own business.

No, you cannot tell them so.

You need their money.

Is the Louisiana governor saying hes incompetent and can’t run his own state?

Yall cut funding to FEMA and, oh yeah, YOU HATE WOMEN AND CHILDREN, so what’s the point of this, Mister “God’s Favorite Former Homosexual”?

…..Okay, I wish him the best as he battles it.

Now tell me why this is “NBCNews” worthy??

Question(s):

What are curls?

Are they chocolate?

If so, can I have some?