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Name: Dolphus || #PublicHealthπŸ§‘πŸΎβ€πŸ”¬βš•οΈ|| Nothing here is real || My skeets? are disletsick sometimes🫠

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Latest posts by dtch.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm tired of "premium food inclusive" parties. The food is not premium. The lines are just long for most of the night.

Bring back parties with bars that don't just have overpriced bottles and mixologists taking 7 minutes to serve a drink.

06.12.2024 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

ah yes pushing people away to suffer alone, relatable content >>>>>>>>>>>>

30.11.2024 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
26.11.2024 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

De whores in hay does irritate meπŸ˜’

26.11.2024 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight is a beautiful night for icecream, a drive and simple conversation about everything and nothing at all.

25.11.2024 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a yellow jacket and black shirt ALT: a man with a beard wearing a yellow jacket and black shirt

I’ve mastered the art of unapologetically watching my phone ring off…

25.11.2024 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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De whores adding me…. They are on to me😭

24.11.2024 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I does try not to have people from work on my socials no matter how close we are cause when I start up bout β€œDe Whores In Hay….” I don’t want no problems 😭😭😭

24.11.2024 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who am I to determine when nature calls?!?!?!πŸ˜–

22.11.2024 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate when ya park out next to somebody else and them move…..
you prefer to get rob and have witnesses or not?!?!?😀😀😀😀

22.11.2024 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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21.11.2024 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I ain’t had a monthly meltdown in long…. I just know the pending one gonna be epic….😣

22.11.2024 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sigh…. some people get all the luckπŸ˜”

21.11.2024 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You would hoist up you skirt nathaniel?!?!?!?!?!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

21.11.2024 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait lol…… I meant what is the red liquid in the beaker lol

21.11.2024 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Best decision I ever made in life was doing post-grad right after undergraduate …. One lil course kicking my ass to start I can’t imagine a whole degree nowπŸ˜–

21.11.2024 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

You don’t know thatπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€β€¦ wa it is then?!?!

21.11.2024 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blood!!!! Trust me😀

20.11.2024 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a striped dress is standing next to another woman ALT: a woman in a striped dress is standing next to another woman

Very much this period😭😭😭

20.11.2024 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s ok to not be ok

20.11.2024 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Ohh sorry wrong app😢

19.11.2024 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I does want wunna stop making ugly babies man….

19.11.2024 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Felt…. That’s a visual misinterpretation

17.11.2024 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So no liver cutta?!?!?!😧

17.11.2024 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fried Melts, Gizzerts, liva, pig tailβ€¦β€¦πŸ˜ŒYeah

17.11.2024 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Local night life/ weekend life is so πŸ‘ŽπŸΎ

17.11.2024 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

17.11.2024 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okok I’ll start at 10 instead πŸ˜’

17.11.2024 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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