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Joe Saunders

@joesaunders.bsky.social

TV Writer (Solar Opposites, Comedy Bang Bang, some Cartoon Network stuff, a primetime special about Mickey Mouse's birthday)

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I just ate a banana and it had too many strings on it and now I'm fucking pissed

21.02.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My goal for the week: look at more internet

17.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A large, intricate matte painting depicts the deep, circular interior of the technical shaft of Cloud City, featuring thousands of tiny glowing lights and structured panels that create a vanishing point perspective toward a dark center.

A large, intricate matte painting depicts the deep, circular interior of the technical shaft of Cloud City, featuring thousands of tiny glowing lights and structured panels that create a vanishing point perspective toward a dark center.

The Empire Strikes Back (1980): No, I am your father.

Matte painting by the legendary Harrison Ellenshaw.

14.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 484    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

13.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3517    πŸ” 449    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 46

Confession time: i shushed my toddler during the Cliff Booth trailer

09.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.

But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"

31.01.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 17258    πŸ” 5120    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 561

I can't believe there's a not-zero chance this year that I'll get tear gassed while holding a "Free Don Lemon" sign

30.01.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you can’t fucking dox a public official!

28.01.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8157    πŸ” 1289    πŸ’¬ 188    πŸ“Œ 39

Yo! Reading this guy has an Eisner?! Spirit of Comics Retailer Award. Hell yeah!

25.01.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 453    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Note how there's no violence or chaos when the cops aren't rioting.

23.01.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3183    πŸ” 930    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 15

LA folks around Burbank: ICE is out and about in NoHo today, particularly at Home Depot on Sherman Way and near Burbank Blvd and Vineland. Be careful.

21.01.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 329    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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Opinion | This Is the Only Card Trump Can Play

wrote about the occupation in minnesota with a closing note on how the white house has exactly one tactic β€” repression with goons β€” but no particular strategy for dealing with entrenched resistance. gift link.

17.01.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6260    πŸ” 1557    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 108

My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.

See? We just need to talk to each other.

14.01.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 22786    πŸ” 2632    πŸ’¬ 435    πŸ“Œ 184
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
"They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head."
An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911

Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting "They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head." An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911

"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries.
"We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.

"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries. "We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.

08.01.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 44265    πŸ” 17132    πŸ’¬ 1080    πŸ“Œ 779

The Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus now includes a brand new 9th episode that is entirely dedicated to why there was never a blonde Beatle

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They never mention it on the show, but Daniel Tiger's watch is a $51,000 yellow gold Patek Philippe Calatrava

22.11.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the funniest thing about all of this is that jd vance grovels like a worm to get even a quarter of this kind of public support from trump and he barely manages that

21.11.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 706    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

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In honor of the dearly departed, a preview from Chapter Two ("The 9/11 Lobotomy") my forthcoming (hopefully in a year) book THE INFERNAL TRIANGLE: HOW AMERICA GOT THIS WAY.

04.11.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 344    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 27

Want my toddler to grow up to become a Reverse Lebron (NBA superstar who forces his team to draft his father, me)

03.11.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the Criterion Channel should make a deal to stream an NBA game on Thursday nights

31.10.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i am in tears

28.10.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 630    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 33
How would you describe that worldview?
My father told me something when I was very small to instill confidence in me: β€œNobody in the world is worth more than you, but nobody’s worth less.” It is an egalitarian view that I’ve carried around in my life. That’s why I am for free schools, free universities, free health care, and free babysitting. Because our society could afford it. In America, people think social democracy is some kind of communism. They think capitalism is freedom. It’s not. It’s only freedom to exploit people.

How would you describe that worldview? My father told me something when I was very small to instill confidence in me: β€œNobody in the world is worth more than you, but nobody’s worth less.” It is an egalitarian view that I’ve carried around in my life. That’s why I am for free schools, free universities, free health care, and free babysitting. Because our society could afford it. In America, people think social democracy is some kind of communism. They think capitalism is freedom. It’s not. It’s only freedom to exploit people.

stellan skarsgΓ₯rd seems like a good dude

27.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7501    πŸ” 1759    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 66

this weekend something happened that I never in my wildest dreams thought was a possibility: a Barnes and Noble employee talked me into buying a copy of The Iliad

27.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the post I'm going to send UNC when they write to ask for an alumni donation.

04.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2019    πŸ” 305    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 3

They took these US citizens naked and put them in zip ties and threw them in a van.

03.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 914    πŸ” 434    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 27
A family of aliens from Solar Opposites. Streaming on Netflix on 9/28.

A family of aliens from Solar Opposites. Streaming on Netflix on 9/28.

Really excited that Netflix will have 5 seasons of Solar Opposites (plus the holiday specials) starting this Sunday 9/28!!!

24.09.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

When I heard Daniel Day Lewis was coming back in a movie directed by his kid, I kinda rolled my eyes. But I thought about it and now I think it's beautiful and would love to star in film directed by my son

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Every summer you turn pretty is followed by a winter where you go butterface

17.09.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0