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@leemanish.bsky.social

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jesus teaches us to be shelfless

25.11.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

surprise me

25.11.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades

24.11.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 400    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 20

i won’t eat a free food sample unless the store employee eats one first

24.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i never did remember why i went into my living room that one time

24.11.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wow, going all out! impressive

23.11.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you!

23.11.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this year i’m cooking a turkey naturally, with my body heat

23.11.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i love carol! she’s already up there with larry david in the pantheon of righteous cranks ❀️

22.11.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pinned this feed immediately! ty!

21.11.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh, that could be it - may be some kind of convention happening nearby?

21.11.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSOME CHAIR”

21.11.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah! it didn’t occur to me that they might be listed as a benefit πŸ€”

21.11.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there’s an old la-z-boy recliner on the sidewalk with a sign that says β€œFREE - FULL OF SPIDERS” - appears to be in good condition otherwise

21.11.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

lol

20.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

arriving for a first date in a moving truck filled with all your stuff

20.11.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

clear eyes, full heart, lost my glasses, peed myself

18.01.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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dang, here’s a relic…

19.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ha yeah - i was unusually cool for my age

19.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you’re welcome! happy belated 13th :)

19.11.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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going through some of my crap post-moving & ran across these old ticket stubs this morning… letting a 5 year-old in to see the jesus lizard seems crazy now, but it was a different time ;)

19.11.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

or if you had to go online every day to feed them: we're just, a cyber-pet

19.11.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

people that are quick to cut others down are usually just unhappy with themselves - might explain why he’s part of a mob as well

19.11.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that’s news to me

19.11.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

rubbing my face to spread the squalene oils naturally secreted by the skin under my fur; it's adorable and increasing my buoyancy πŸ‘

13.12.2024 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

accidentally said β€œnow that’s the good stuff” while relieving myself at the urinal

18.11.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

congratulations!

19.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aw, thanks! 😊

18.11.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wow! really looking forward to seeing & then reflecting on her art. unrelated i’m sure, but, incidentally, entemann’s baked goods haven’t been the same since they sold out to grupo
bimbo (real)

18.11.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

healthy foods can cloud your fashion sense, use caution

18.11.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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