missed opportunity not titling the article Bigmouth Strikes Again… you see, Julia Roberts has a famously(?) large mouth

better safe than sorry!

i don’t believe in ghosts, but i am very afraid of them

it’s like they’re speaking directly to ME ❤️

their boxers should have a little pocket to store a flosser

doing up to 7 simultaneous tarot readings at a blackjack table w/ a multi-deck dealer’s shoe

linkedin pfp where you’re throwing a ‘shaka’ and your forearm has several visible embedded ticks

Britannis Pembrinke in Gopher Tooth Glen 2 hours ago: Hi I'm new to the neighborhood and it seems like goo comes out of the ground a lot. Wondering if this is normal this time of year, is it dangerous, do I have to do anything about it. The green goo is what I'm talking about thanks. Geoff Frant: have to be more specific. we have many viscous liquids in the area and most are green or what you would call bluegreen. Sherle Merriff: LOL. Love when new people move to the area and freak out about the "goo." First of all hun, about 7 people ask about the ground gels every week so you could very easily search to find many well-informed answers to your query. Second of all, the ground gels have been here long before you or I. You are in their home and would do well to respect that. Jeffy Luffy, in a mostly cut-off comment says: been using them to white teeth and heal chapped lips contact. (they taste like mint yum)

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nice bird, big?

i went out for lunch today - and after the server set my food down in front of me, i looked at it and thought, “boy, i can’t wait to eat this”

thank you! 🤞🤞

i’ve never really had anything freaky or spooky happen to me - and i aim to keep it that way! :)

Holy fuck dude. These are the official hamburger buns of Little League

i honk at elderly drivers out of respect

fwiw, i take a handful and glue them together into a roughly vaginal shape before eating them

fondly I remember when my town, which bloomed like an infection around the giant retail box, was merely dying, rather than dead

did your mom retire? ;)

there may be some very clean taco bells out there - but they’re not the ones anywhere near me that’s for sure :)

jesus, imagine sitting on the floor of a taco bell - no thank you!

i hadn’t thought about it from that perspective…i may have to change my stance ❤️🛁❤️

i’m a ‘bathbomb wife is still alive’ truther

i think poppop gets it direct - and that the grandbaby blood is possibly the ultimate goal

*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

Colon Bus, OH

To be clear, for casual browsers here:

The Economist lied about the findings of this study and then asked the anti-trans equivalent of the KKK their opinion on the research.

SEGM has publicly stated that their goal is to eliminate transition--trans people--ENTIRELY.

Absolutely shameful article.

Partially torn Coyote Warning sign in Wissahickon Valley Park

I think the coyotes are tearing down this sign

i like imported jerky, sue me

couple of blue limpid pools over here. you know, the kind that make you want to dive in and swim around for a while

thinking about my enemies. i hate those guys.

if i was dying of thirst and had no water, i’d simply melt a popsicle