jesus teaches us to be shelfless
25.11.2025 04:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@leemanish.bsky.social
sweetheart of the rodeo π³οΈββ§οΈ
jesus teaches us to be shelfless
25.11.2025 04:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0surprise me
25.11.2025 04:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
24.11.2025 22:44 β π 400 π 52 π¬ 14 π 20i wonβt eat a free food sample unless the store employee eats one first
24.11.2025 22:00 β π 19 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0i never did remember why i went into my living room that one time
24.11.2025 21:54 β π 47 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0wow, going all out! impressive
23.11.2025 19:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thank you!
23.11.2025 19:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this year iβm cooking a turkey naturally, with my body heat
23.11.2025 17:29 β π 39 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0i love carol! sheβs already up there with larry david in the pantheon of righteous cranks β€οΈ
22.11.2025 20:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0pinned this feed immediately! ty!
21.11.2025 23:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh, that could be it - may be some kind of convention happening nearby?
21.11.2025 22:49 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βSOME CHAIRβ
21.11.2025 20:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yeah! it didnβt occur to me that they might be listed as a benefit π€
21.11.2025 20:03 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0thereβs an old la-z-boy recliner on the sidewalk with a sign that says βFREE - FULL OF SPIDERSβ - appears to be in good condition otherwise
21.11.2025 19:59 β π 76 π 6 π¬ 5 π 5lol
20.11.2025 21:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0arriving for a first date in a moving truck filled with all your stuff
20.11.2025 21:45 β π 26 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0clear eyes, full heart, lost my glasses, peed myself
18.01.2025 23:12 β π 120 π 12 π¬ 4 π 0dang, hereβs a relicβ¦
19.11.2025 20:18 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ha yeah - i was unusually cool for my age
19.11.2025 19:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youβre welcome! happy belated 13th :)
19.11.2025 19:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0going through some of my crap post-moving & ran across these old ticket stubs this morningβ¦ letting a 5 year-old in to see the jesus lizard seems crazy now, but it was a different time ;)
19.11.2025 18:58 β π 39 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0or if you had to go online every day to feed them: we're just, a cyber-pet
19.11.2025 17:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0people that are quick to cut others down are usually just unhappy with themselves - might explain why heβs part of a mob as well
19.11.2025 06:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thatβs news to me
19.11.2025 04:24 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0rubbing my face to spread the squalene oils naturally secreted by the skin under my fur; it's adorable and increasing my buoyancy π
13.12.2024 16:54 β π 33 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0accidentally said βnow thatβs the good stuffβ while relieving myself at the urinal
18.11.2025 23:52 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0congratulations!
19.11.2025 00:10 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0aw, thanks! π
18.11.2025 20:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wow! really looking forward to seeing & then reflecting on her art. unrelated iβm sure, but, incidentally, entemannβs baked goods havenβt been the same since they sold out to grupo
bimbo (real)
healthy foods can cloud your fashion sense, use caution
18.11.2025 18:17 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0