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Allmyrandomns

@allmyrandomns.bsky.social

ADHD in their 40's. I'll post about my hyper fixations, struggles, and my wanderlust. Scorpio, intj, switch, foodie, biracial, a cunning linguist.

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My Lyft driver just happens to be one of the worst rated bouncers in my area. I am trying so hard not to lmao

28.02.2026 05:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just got confirmation that my baby brother is watching over me... Couldn't be happier

25.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Funny, I needed trusted friends after my mother's death and you were nowhere to be found but now your exes see you for what your worth and now you want to be friends again. You reap what you sow

21.02.2026 06:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Quiche with prosciutto, smoked mozzarella and roasted red peppers... Life has been ugly but at least I can still create beauty

18.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching my PR friends beam with pride for finally being seen and heard... Priceless... That's it

09.02.2026 04:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Went to my PCP today. She prescribed me something to handle my diabetes and high cholesterol. I'm not about it but it annoys me that this was mentioned in my last visit 2 months ago and neither was prescribed to me then. What the fuck am I paying you for?

07.02.2026 00:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did all the adulting today from 5am to 6:45pm... Is this normal? Like how?
Normal people's do this every day?! Why?!

06.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Friendship didn't count when it's not mutual. That the whole post

31.01.2026 04:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Somebody explain to me like I'm twelve how the hell a band like "live" got popular?! Their songs are not that good. Is it a Pennsylvania thing?! I'd rather here Billy Corgan sing weeee on a loop for 3 hours

22.01.2026 23:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't care about your personal situation involving your ex. I know what I saw. You did her dirty and you know you did

18.01.2026 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you're still rocking pink hair to appear edgy, just admit you're a pick me bitch

16.01.2026 02:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hence the former post

15.01.2026 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's almost paradoxical to run into cousins I haven't seen in over a decade when things start to run smoothly. Miss these guys tremendously, they taught me so much.

15.01.2026 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don't want to start any blasphorous rumors, but I think God has a sick sense of humor but when I die I expect to hear him laughing

15.01.2026 03:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Uber driver looking like an extra from Sopranos wasn't on my bingo card but here we are

13.01.2026 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had the best conversation with a New Orleans native, makes me think maybe a new direction is better for me

10.01.2026 05:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face . ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face .

Plus side, I'll always remain pretty because the facial expressions I make keep my skin tight.. LMAO
Downside this administration

09.01.2026 02:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New year, new stresses but the people that have shown up for me... Priceless

08.01.2026 00:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aaaand the ex shows up at my bar on New Year's Day.... Only to hang around all my friends and to piss me off... This year it's been a decade since we broke up.

01.01.2026 22:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People love your forwardness until you get called out on your behavior. Then you're the demon. At no point in time. Have I ever changed that point of view but it is what it is I guess right?

24.12.2025 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Second night of him picking me up

23.12.2025 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Uber driver looks straight up like Jonathan Rhys Meyers! Oof getting pregnant just looking at him.... And I'm going through menopause.... Lord Jesus

22.12.2025 04:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did I just buy a gently used Betsy Johnson and Coach bag for $40?! Sure did!
I'm also selling bags, CDs and DVDs to make more space for a new space.

21.12.2025 05:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know why people continue to be appalled by what he says anymore. He's like the uncle that has full blown dementia that just spouts whatever for attention... It's exactly that. Just treat him like the "sure Grandpa" meme

16.12.2025 18:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Went to the doctor's to get my results today. 3 cancer screenings, 7 blood tests and 1 mental stability test later and y'all just couldn't give me a generational wealth?!

13.12.2025 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tonight I found out that one of the kids that frequent the college bar I hang out at, graduated officially today and asked me to attend his graduation party. Officially becoming the cool Aunt has been one of my proudest achievements

10.12.2025 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't balance my friends having cancer, getting guardianship of my nephew and strengthening my skillet at the same time. It's entirely my fault for not being able to say no. But how do I make one a priority and put the others behind on the back burner? Oof this is rough

09.12.2025 01:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My ex continues to show up to places that I attend to 10 years after the fact that we have broken up. People choose to believe him for whatever reason and I'm at the point that I just need to document this. So if my time gets cut short there's at least receipts

07.12.2025 03:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently my company is now requiring us to fill out safety surveys... Every other month!
The temptation to just reply "do something better with your time. Bitch- ass." Is really high

05.12.2025 19:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Corporations want to know why employees are "silently quitting"
It's quite literally because you treat them like garbage. I did my due diligence to show that a friend of mine had passed and I would like to attend their funeral, no reply from HR or higher-ups until after a week passed. F*** them

02.12.2025 17:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0