I certainly hope they looked at more options than just schools, Target center, and the convention center. There are sooo many other options if they were willing to look at places they hadn’t held conventions at before.

Why did it quickly narrow down to the convention center and Target center? What other venues were considered besides those two and North High School?

It’s hard to complain about your own health problems when your spouse is literally dying of cancer, but dammit I am tired of being in pain

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

There are more kids with measles in Texas than republicans in congress, with or without scruples

Quick: what’s the going tooth fairy rate for a tooth pulled at the dentist?

What is good in the world today?

Oh the truth of this hurts my heart so

What, you don’t like getting high off dry erase marker fumes everyday?

Ahh!!! Gotta get my taxes done so I can spend my refund on a new machine that can actually run Civ VII

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

I want my democratic senators to be pulling fire alarms, flooding bathrooms, sticking forks in electric sockets, dropping stink bombs, releasing thousands of live crickets, anything they can to prevent “business as usual” from happening.

He’s less of an enforcer and more of an Evil Grand Vizier

Quick poll: When someone thanks you, do you say “you’re welcome” or “no problem” or something else?

Just testing, is anybody seeing this?

I have heard nothing but horrible things about pretty much every aspect of that film.

Hey, remember when Trump said he could shoot a guy in the middle of fifth avenue and not lose support and we were all horrified by that comment?

Who are you and why have I been commanded to follow you like an obedient drone?

We told her to go ahead, and she retreated into the kitchen and we didn’t see her again. River (age 9) was pretty upset because she thought we were gonna get arrested, but she calmed down after we left

Yeah. We complained about the customer service and missing drinks from our order, the manager got super defensive, and my wife asked her to just go away. She then asked us to leave, my wife said not until we’re done eating, and she said she’d have to call the police.

Holy shit. Just had a manager at Shake Shack in Roseville MN threaten to call the police on my family.

Do any non-white people use the term “Global Majority” to refer to themselves?

Every single time I’ve seen the term, it’s been used exclusively by white left-leaning people, seemingly as a non-offensive way to lump everyone who isn’t white into one big huge pile

I would rather be stabbed than put up with the GI illness bullshit

9 yr old has a bad cavity in a baby tooth causing her a lot of pain. Dentist says it needs to come out, we want to do it today or next appt? Kid didnt want to do it today. Ok, go out to lobby schedule next appt.
Next available appointment? APRIL SECOND!!!!

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t a big part of the reason that we even have a public education system is that we as a country decided parents as a whole CANT give their kids a thorough and comprehensive education?

If nothing else, Trump’s other cabinet picks are sure gonna make it easy for Marco Rubio to get confirmed

Who would’ve thought that Dr Oz wouldn’t even be in the top 3 worst picks?

Pretty sure she’s just lying to you to get out of chores.

Huh. My nemesis on a neighborhood FB group unexpectedly died.

I’m not sure how to feel about it.

Mo He was a bitter angry old man who loved telling me my family would eventually got robbed or shot, but I didn’t actually wish any specific ill will on him.

Your always-impressive fancydress has lead me to the assumption that you are well educated in all the financial black arts