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Ooooh! Well. TIL.

29.01.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So washing made them stiffer, in addition to shrinking? They almost look more like felt in the latter shots!

27.01.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof, indeed. That floating cat cafe needs to manifest in the physical world. Although with the current state of said world, I suspect it would balloon (groan) into an entire encampment. Hmm.

10.01.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got bit by O365 calendars no longer publishing as iCal to Google or Apple, because of the frickin' restrictions on User-Agent value? If so, had to workaround that myself, too.

26.12.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎡Last Christmas, I gazed at our star, but the very next day, it blazed us away...🎡

26.12.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No quarter will be given.

18.12.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Legit offer to sign? Where/how?

26.11.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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- Find & Share on GIPHY Discover & share this wileecoyote rocketscooter Animated GIF by Farmer A with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs.

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20.11.2025 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Festivus poles are still okay though, right?

13.11.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Leave everything to me!"

05.11.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo, actually in town?

13.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh, my number one recurring nightmare.

11.10.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pong

29.09.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Segway company owner rides scooter off cliff, dies A British businessman, who bought the Segway company less than a year ago, died after riding one of the scooters off a cliff and into a river near his Yorkshire estate.

www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna39377...

11.08.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eek, WP? I hope that instance is well isolated from anything else you're doing.

21.07.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Waaaitaminute, that's an NYT game? Are you throwing subtle shade? *squints*

18.07.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Scowl"

17.07.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's a trap!"

10.07.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The adventures of Florida Man and his sidekick Also Florida Man! Srsly, I expected the punchline to be that Frank now on the bench of the FL Supreme Court. Maybe it is, actually, but I am just too damned impatient.

10.07.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
(1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 + 9)Β² = 2025

1Β³ + 2Β³ + 3Β³ + 4Β³ + 5Β³ + 6Β³ + 7Β³ + 8Β³ + 9Β³ = 2025

(1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 + 9)Β² = 2025 1Β³ + 2Β³ + 3Β³ + 4Β³ + 5Β³ + 6Β³ + 7Β³ + 8Β³ + 9Β³ = 2025

Took 6 months and 6 days into the new year for me to learn that

(1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 + 9)Β² = 2025

1Β³ + 2Β³ + 3Β³ + 4Β³ + 5Β³ + 6Β³ + 7Β³ + 8Β³ + 9Β³ = 2025

🀯

06.07.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

But... birds aren't real?? Or so I used to hear. Have ceased to actually care either way.

06.07.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you can obtain pickle ice cream, then count me in.

03.07.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have been rewatching the series and just saw that episode last week. So quaint!

03.07.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hell yes. I cast Non-Euclidean Geometry! Which is technically not paradoxical, but certainly messes with your head.

02.07.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I'm out in yard doing manual labor anyway, so....

25.06.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Naw, can spell it correctly, albeit awkwardly:
MA---T
---TER
Unless you're talking about the cartoon truck. Curious who he voted for.

20.06.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm down! Miss my SICAGA time. So. Hard.

20.06.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting: They could have spelled out "matter". Wonder if not doing so was a deliberate choice?

20.06.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting that Junior used the term "leftist" though, rather than the usual L-word dog-whistle. I'm trying to recall the last time I heard that used by any R, outside of referring to groups in Central America.

17.06.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0