Feeling a way but this will self destruct

quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thanku

Would have to be this one

Come find out

Found you a new lipgloss to try

Heavy dick and balls thread

And, yes, I just finished doing that

You know what I love, blowing a load on a guys face and then kissing him

Thank you for coming to my dinner party. Our first course is a bowl of lucky charms. Bon appetit

Goodnight boys

Posting another #fatcockfriday post because I am FERAL today

Oh Jessie Buckley, the woman you are. This was devastating.

Gosh you’re perfect

My five year old daughter: you’re the fattest daddy ever

Me: 😕

Your seat is ready. Happy #fatcockfriday

#fcf

Made perfect pancakes tonight. Not a euphemism, literally made a dozen perfectly golden pancakes.

What if I made a little free library for my office building?

Advent calendar of dick pics

Let me fold you over next

Can’t sleep. Send help

Can’t wait to see what we come up with next after gooning

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨

33 😮‍💨

Show me your Rated Higher Than Average on letterboxd

When I tell you I have one of the hottest guys I’ve ever seen in my DMs right now

Always shooting thick loads

For months now, upper management has been saying pay raises are coming in December. It’s the first baby, where they at?

Anyone able to help with this?

But very cute! You can really pull it off

On my way!

Lazy Saturday got me feeling a certain way

Just found out someone I went to high school with is now hot 👀