Panel from Spy x Family of a guy resembling Wayne Rooney
Glad to see Wayne Rooney’s keeping busy
02.12.2025 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0@hooverdam.bsky.social
Eu sou uma mulher baixa [she/ela/ella/elle/lei/彼女/هي/היא/她/она/&c.]
Panel from Spy x Family of a guy resembling Wayne Rooney
Glad to see Wayne Rooney’s keeping busy
02.12.2025 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 04 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
02.12.2025 01:39 — 👍 7701 🔁 2239 💬 149 📌 138if it's closer to Georgia Tech shouldn't it be ACC
02.12.2025 03:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Works for me!
(These are two players for the US Women's national soccer team. 🤙 is Catarina Macario, 👈 is Lily Yohannes.)
Macario and Yohannes
NARROW FOCUS JOKES
02.12.2025 02:04 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Lily Yohannes & Cat Macario
Lily Cat has a nice #USWNT ring to it.
02.12.2025 00:36 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Digital artbook for KPOP Demon Hunters is up FOR FREE! (physical next year) WOOOT!
theartofkpopdemonhunters.com?brid=tp5JJH7...
Little Free Libraries are exactly where people can get rid of their cheap disposable books; the regular libraries gotta work on the long tail
02.12.2025 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nah, man, take it from A Actual Librarian*, a lotta places don't take book donations because cost/benefit doesn't work. Too much effort processing a hundred beat up James Patterson paperbacks, not enough payoff for community needs.
[*not one who works with books]
the best awful yankee swap gifts to buy
Naeher is explaining how much sand and gravel $25 will buy
You may also be surprised at new or renovated venues, which are adapting as people keep on rockin' into retirement. (In Boston, the Sinclair is fuckin' GREAT for this)
02.12.2025 00:11 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
01.12.2025 09:27 — 👍 491 🔁 138 💬 14 📌 24There are seven sinks and no exterior doors
01.12.2025 21:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0no me digas
01.12.2025 21:20 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0TACO BELL
TACO BELL
TACO BELL
excuse me
it's "geaux tigers"
set it in gorton
01.12.2025 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🎶 "You go down in history.....FOREVER!" 🎶
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#RIPDMX 🙏🏿
Forget Elf on a Shelf.
Gimme DMX on a BMX:
Don't anyone tell him this is not how tongues are supposed to work.
01.12.2025 05:51 — 👍 44 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0@ouisequitur.bsky.social how many people have sent this to you so far
01.12.2025 03:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One of the best Saturday Night Live sketches is “Toonces: the Cat who could drive a car” where a cat puppet drives a car off a cliff and that’s the beginning and end of the joke but they went with it for five years and it worked because really that’s all you need to do
30.11.2025 22:13 — 👍 1604 🔁 124 💬 68 📌 26Get the gingerbread ice cream sandwiches from Trader Joe’s
30.11.2025 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An overview of Andy Warhol’s influence
30.11.2025 20:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here’s a truck stop with a guy named Peter
30.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's yeah yeah yeah yeah
30.11.2025 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0OH SHIT RUN!
30.11.2025 15:18 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0ANYONE CHEERING FOR MIAMI IS A COP
30.11.2025 04:29 — 👍 31 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0