Badly Translated Russian Memes

A two panel comic. Top panel shows man looking at three doors with hands on hips. Bottom panel shows same man kicking in a different door

Man: Me after higher education

Top:
Doors (left to right) - Open a business, do career, develop as a specialist

Bottom:
Man kicks in new door labeled "settle on the first available job because there is fuck all to eat"

image of a text chat. The first message includes a screenshot saying that the user reached limit of login attempts and was blocked until 8:41. Tech support replies at 8:42 saying to try logging in again.

1: Good morning Constantine! I blocked myself while logging into 1C)) I only entered it wrong one time. Help me, please

2: Good morning. One minute
2: Try it

1: I got in, thank you.

a delicious pizza with mushrooms and black olives. a roses beauty does not compare. mmm

Any pizza can have mushrooms if

if you are patient

CAUTION!
An intern works with you, as an earnest request don't scold him, he might cry! Thanks for your attention!

a blurry picture of a horse jumping in the air

2 coffees,
0 breakfasts

Does your brain think these fish are different sizes?

In actuality it's TRUE, because they REALLY ARE different sizes

This happens thanks to an effect by the name of "sight" which lets you "look" at fish and "notice" differences in their size

A 2-panel comic. The top panel shows very healthy foods. The bottom panel shows soda and fast food.

Me at 8 in the morning: my body is a temple

Me at 8 in the evening: well even a temple isn't open 24/7...

A single-panel comic with a picture of Ryan Gosling in the 2011 film Drive staring directly ahead in a car.

I go home, knowing that there will not be a second date, but at least now she knows what microservice architecture is

A 2 panel comic. The left side shows a dark silhouette of a man sitting in a sombre mood. The right shows a bright silhouette of a man sitting in an energetic mood.

Within me are 2 sides:

(Left) Disappear for a couple months

(Right) 6 new posts in 1 minute

a two-panel comic. Panel 1 shows a happy kitten in a field. Panel 2 shows a serious cat in a warzone staring blankly ahead

Panel 1: 8 hours of gaming
Panel 2: 2 minutes of talking with a person

A picture of a woman in a kitchen smiling and holding a cake

Am I a good hostess? No.
Do I want to get better? Also no.

By the way, the cake is made of shit.

a single panel comic showing tiny cats dressed in suits sitting in chairs. they look very sad and pathetic because they work too hard

lets hang out

1. i only know how to talk about work
2. i constantly whine about how fed up i am with work
3. i stink of work
4. im a hard worker

A screenshot of an image with two figures. The one on the left side is gray. The one on the right side is bright pink and purple.

Left side: Weak aura "What if I can't handle my work responsibilities and let my boss down"

Right side: Strong aura "They sure picked the right person. It's their own fault"

A comic made from images from the Simpsons tv show. Panel 1: Ralph Wiggum sits on a lawn at the top of a hill Panel 2: Ralph Wiggum starts to tip over Panel 3: Ralph Wiggum falls over and rolls down the hill

*Nothing happening*

Shampoo in the bathroom:

Не за что!

Translating this one too:

Panel 1: I do not fear anything
Panel 2: But this thing
Panel 3: *Genitive case*
Panel 4: This scares me

Не переживай, со временем всё станет естественным!

A single panel meme showing a boy dressed in a very badly made sonic costume

Me when I made a sacastic joke, but everyone thought that I was just an idiot

"If you are faster than the speed of light then you forever live in shadow"

A two panel image. A crying rabbit is talking to a brain

Panel 1: Please give me something to finish. Brain: No

Panel 2: Please give me something to start. Brain: No

a pic of a monkey. he looks kind of suprised.

my face after i ordered a book on how to decieve people but it didnt come

a tiny kitten sits on a blanket. text above the kitten says "when you bully me". text below the kitten says "this is who you are bullying".

"its not much bit its honest work" meme in russian. picture shows smiling american farmer in front of a field on a sunny day

извини что пропал, собираю шитпосты

sorry ive not been posting, i've been collecting shitposts

screen of text messages in russian with english translation. in english the conversation starts "hey volodya. wanna go drinking?". the other person answers "this is his dad. any more questions?". the initial person says "you coming with us?" to which "dad" says "yes"

сегодня пятница тогда бухаем!

Добро пожаловать в русскоязычную среду, вот мем специально для тебя))

"russian twitter: not enough money to live

english twitter: not enough money to live

spanish twitter: not enough money to live

norsk twitter: not enough money to live

what i studied languages to be in depression?"

A two panel comic. Panel 1 shows a picture of a student sleeping on their desk. Panel 2 shows a class full of very attentive students listening to a teacher.

Panel 1: Teacher explains a new topic

Panel 2: Teacher tells story about his/her divorce 10 years ago

Leave a like if you dreamed to become an astronaut as a kid

But instead became the one who leaves a like

A: Hi
B: Hi

A: I'm looking for a veeeeeeeery playful kittygirl) if this is you say "nya"
B: nya

A: What's your name?)
B: anton

A single panel comic. The bottom image is a very close up photo of a crying person.

Me, when a robber breaks into my house and starts to search for money:
"I'll search with you"

if u read the alt text for the image you will see i dont know my left from my right

A single panel comic with a picture of bugs bunny dressed like a king with crown and scepter.

When your name is used in the math assignment and in it you have 500 mangos

A single panel comic. On the left is Lebron James as a low-poly video game character. On the right is Lebron James in a modern video game with realistic graphics.

Look this is how long Lebron James has been in the NBA

A single panel comic showing a little green frog opening an empty brown wallet.

"Why should we hire you?"
(wallet) <- no money
(frog) <- wants money