@obrenrose.bsky.social
Oh yes, there will be nudity. 🔞 Normalizing deep emotional and physical intimacy and vulnerability. Emotional Support Otter in SF cruising for bears, otters, wolves, etc. and anthropomorphic porn.
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.
23.01.2026 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE. 🥵
20.01.2026 16:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When can we form an Olympic team? I’ve been training my whole life.
20.01.2026 02:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bummer I missed you! Hope we can hang out next time. 😋
19.01.2026 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Organizations out there invoking their mandates when all I want is to invoke a MAN DATE.
18.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0I got a stripped screw out on my own. Plz clap.
17.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0OH: men aren’t designed any better. Who puts an amusement park in a sewage treatment facility?
17.01.2026 19:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I WANT BOTH 🥵
15.01.2026 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A fake Wikipedia page titled “Bear Syndrome”. The description says “instead of brain there is a bear.” The example photo is a sketch of a head with the bear flag where the brain should be.
Them: omg what’s WRONG with you?
Me:
I came here to say this. 👆
10.01.2026 20:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My roommate to his mom: “You should watch The Traitors UK because it’s hosted by Claudia Winkleman. She has _bangs_.”
10.01.2026 04:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think I finally figured out my goal for 2026.
I'm going to lean into the "wholesome cringe".
If someone does something nice for me, if someone deserves recognition or praise, fuck the cringe. I'm gonna say it.
Tell your friends they're worth it. Tell your friends you love them. Embrace cringe.
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE 🥵
08.01.2026 03:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My last job was in health tech and one thing that became very clear was that every single company in the industry is eager and desperate for your health data.
Do not give it to them. Do not let your doctor give it to them.
As someone almost 40 reinventing themselves, I feel your struggle.
07.01.2026 02:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*puts on thirst trap hat* Dayum. 🥵
*takes off thirst trap hat* congratulations!!!
Meeeeeeeeeeeee 🥵
04.01.2026 19:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I also volunteer as tribute.
04.01.2026 19:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🥵🤤
03.01.2026 22:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A text message that says “Hey Jesse, could you weigh in on the ‘is snorlax hot’ debate? Also happy New Year’s Eve”
No one:
My friends:
Happy New Year to my favorite Dave. 🥰😘😘😘
30.12.2025 21:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A fuzzy belly and a left hand holding an erect uncut penis.
I WANT TO GO TO THERE. 🥵
26.12.2025 03:38 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh hell yes please. 🥵
26.12.2025 03:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That charcuterie board can get it.
25.12.2025 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A notebook titled “useless stuff to overthink”
Socks that say “I don’t age, I just level up”
My parents know me too well.
25.12.2025 17:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A hairy male torso and a half-erect uncut penis.
Oh hell yes. 🥵 I need to slide in your butt again soon, Dad.
24.12.2025 17:42 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0You’re definitely cute too. 🥵😈
23.12.2025 22:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The energy I’m met with every time I open this app.
23.12.2025 01:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
