@kailsalad.bsky.social
Chaos’ Whore
You guys what in the ᶠᵘᶜᵏ is going on
12.12.2025 18:22 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just saw my headphone label on there 🤦🏼♀️
Seems the call is coming from inside the house
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12.12.2025 17:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I thought he was speaking curses, he was actual speaking affirmations
12.12.2025 16:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🙏
12.12.2025 16:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why did this auto play when I connected my headphones…not in my recent searches or library… not complaining!
12.12.2025 16:14 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Adopting the term “soft off day” for wfh Fridays. I’m around, but do NOT need me
12.12.2025 15:46 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn’t really pay attention, black jacket and a backpack maybe? Light-ish hair
12.12.2025 15:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tell me why a man I just passed walking on the sidewalk mumbled “bitch” at me under his breath…??!?!
12.12.2025 15:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was like brother!? Please by all means get you some micro greens!
11.12.2025 23:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My favorite interaction today has been the timid BCB that asked me “ma’am, do you know what those are” pointing at the micro greens on the salad bar and when I told him, said “oh I thought it was broccoli or something. Not for me I guess”
11.12.2025 19:51 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That’s just a regular weeknight!!!
11.12.2025 15:07 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“In Gina’s name we pray. Amen.”
11.12.2025 13:11 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Need soup in a major way
10.12.2025 18:02 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Addicted to denim tops with embroidered flowers on them
10.12.2025 16:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Marked safe ✅
10.12.2025 15:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Deciding to live on the edge today (taking an open coffee mug in the car)
10.12.2025 15:21 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Chiquitita makes me feel a way no other song can
09.12.2025 21:33 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0One acquired by the most cartoon slip and fall you’ve ever seen, one furniture related, many gym related
09.12.2025 18:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve got some crazy bruises atm
09.12.2025 18:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Kinda lookin like this in my new glasses
09.12.2025 00:38 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just a little babushka sitting on the dock
08.12.2025 20:21 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going clam for clam
08.12.2025 06:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0‼️‼️
06.12.2025 17:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
open.spotify.com/track/7xapw9... actually the best Christmas song
06.12.2025 17:41 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0THANK YOU! 🫶🏻
06.12.2025 17:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pantone Color of 2026 just being a shade of white has to be some kind of recession indicator
06.12.2025 16:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Balaclava reveal- that shit was tedious!
06.12.2025 14:47 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don’t know if I’ll ever be warm again
06.12.2025 06:46 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Said @bigwhitetyler.bsky.social after two turkeys in one bowling game
06.12.2025 06:44 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
