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Content Warnings:

Anti-black racism: 12:10 - 12:35
Suicide: 17:20 - 17:23, 19:04 - 19:18
Cannibalism: 36:07 - 40:10

Playground Rules (Lucien Neuschburn of even if Tempest, Part 2) - Evaludate Today on Evaludate:  Anastasia finally gets the point of view back, but her other love interests are still doing Lucien promo; we just don't have time to address the interpersonal ramifications o...

Today: Anastasia finally gets the point of view back, but her other love interests are still doing Lucien promo; we just don't have time to address the interpersonal ramifications of time loops in our time loop game; and if you're The Devil you have to tell me.

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A screenshot from Arthur, featuring Buster Baxter at a computer and originally captioned: "You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?" A cropped portrait of Lucien, from even if Tempest, with a look of concern, has been pasted over Buster's face, and part of the quote has been black-out to instead read: "You really think someone would do that, just tell lies?"

Whoa, look who's back! Sorry for the delay, today we are continuing our discussion of Lucien Neuschburn's route from even if Tempest! If you have any questions for us, please reply here!

World's Most Murderable Ingenue (Lucien Neuschburn of even if Tempest, Part 1) - Evaludate Today on Evaludate: Anastasia has left us alone at a party with her new boyfriend and his buddies, Lucien may only be alive because the witch is also fumbling through this, and Crius may be pushing fo...

Today on Evaludate: Anastasia has left us alone at a party with her new boyfriend and his buddies, Lucien may only be alive because the witch is also fumbling through this, and Crius may be pushing for the throuple ending.

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A meme format reading: "EVERY FRIEND GROUP GOT", and showing the following characters and titles: Zenn Sorfield as "THE HIMEDANSHI", Tyril I Lister as "TRANSGENDER ALLEGORY", Anastasia Lynzel as "AUTISTIC INDIVIDUAL", and Lucien Neuschburn as "THE STRUGGLER"

Good afternoon, Lovely Listeners! Today we are beginning our discussion of the Lucien Neuschburn route of Even If Tempest! If you have any questions about the game or the prince, please reply here!

Content Warnings:

Anti-Black Racism: 10:31 - 11:38
Suicide: 37:51 - 40:16 , 1:06:50 - 1:07:36

The Jonkler (Zenn Sorfield of even if Tempest, Part 4) - Evaludate Today on Evaludate: The bad endings in this game are kind of Odd, huh; Zenn continues to be an impossible act to follow, sorry Lucien; Anastasia goes to Chicago - and: what if Batman was Princess Tutu...

Today on Evaludate: The bad endings in this game are kind of Odd, huh; Zenn continues to be an impossible act to follow, sorry Lucien; Anastasia goes to Chicago - and: what if Batman was Princess Tutu?

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Evaludate [Video Description: an even if Tempest “AMV” created using Windows Movie Maker 2012 and intentionally exported at a lower resolution to create stuttering and lower quality images. The AMV plays over a...

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Evaludate [Video Description: an even if Tempest "AMV" created using Windows Movie Maker 2012 and intentionally exported at a lower resolution to create stuttering and lower quality images. The AMV plays over a...

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Oh no the video length limit is 60 seconds here? I guess I can't post the even if Tempest "AMVs" after all. . . Suppose I'll just link the tumblr posts then.

Thread of Bustafellows car video promotional edits.

That more or less covers what you can find in our podcast so far! We're going to be wrapping up even if Tempest soon and moving on to our next game, which has not yet been decided. Look forward to an announcement!

(The AMVs are also going to be posted separately. Do not worry. I am always on your side.)

A tweet from the user oafworld on twitter imposed over in-game portraits of Anastasia and Zenn from even if Tempest. Anastasia is smiling confidently, and Zenn appears exasperated. The tweet reads: “boyfriend gets upset if i say i’m gonna kill myself so now i add "and then i come back to life”“

A screenshot of a post from tumblr user vanadiumheart which the character Tyril I Lister from even if Tempest has been edited onto. The post begins: “Oh boy new Evaludate!” and Tyril is shown with a big grin. The post continues: “Oh! The content warnings” followed by a skull emoji, and Tyril is shown with an expression of abject horror.

A screenshot of the game even if Tempest showing the character King of Hystorica at a witch trial. He has a dialogue box reading: “Enough of these queer accusations!”, and the progress pride flag has been edited into the background behind him, as well as a lineup of the following characters from even if Tempest: Hugo Spencer, Anastasia Lynzel, Lucien Neuschburn, and Tyril I Lister.

Two characters from the visual novel even if Tempest, Anastasia Lynzel and Crius Castlerock, are standing in a garden. Anastasia faces away from Crius, who stands behind her with his arms caging her against a wall, and kissing the back of her head. The image has been edited with white, all-caps text on a black background at the top and bottom of the image. The top reads: “HEY WHAT HAPPENED WITH BIRD POLITICS”, and the bottom reads: “CAN WE CIRCLE BACK. TO BIRD POLITICS.”

A screenshot of the visual novel even if TEMPEST, depicting the character Prince Conrad Neuschburn smiling against a blue sky with one hand extended and one hand over his heart. Pasted over this image is text from the book: The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds, which reads as follows: “This is wonderful!” “This is going to be fine!” “I love this!” I was soon to change my mind, however. Imposed over this image is a semi-transparent image of the visual novel’s protagonist, Anastasia Lynze, being burned at the stake.

Finally, we are currently playing Voltage's first console title, even if Tempest! We've been on this game for around ten episodes now so it's a relatively short jump in if you just want to start with the latest game.

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The car promos are getting their own thread.

A mockup of a Twitch stream with Scarecrow, a young white man with brown hair, purple eyes, and a large grey and green coat, superimposed in front of the “game” screen in the style of a V-Tuber. The game depicted is a screenshot of Cafe Enchante featuring the character Il Fado De Rie, looking distraught at someone standing in front of him but out of view of the viewer. In the top left corner, there is a subscription notification featuring a glass jar full of money, with the word, “RESPECT” written on tape around the center. The notification reads, “xXTHECLOSERXx just subscribed for 1 month!” On the right hand side is a mockup of a Twitch chat overlay, which reads as follows: “Lukalalee: this guy sound familiar to any1 else???? Osiris22: (Three emotes of a crying cat giving a thumbs up) NoGuilt420: ur laundry is done get it out of the dryer Kryl0v: I don’t recognize his voice, myself. gingersux69: ADAM KRYLOV?????? xXButterflyEffectXx: RIGHT LUKA I’VE BEEN THINKING HE SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW gingersux69: LIKE FROM THE NEWS???? TimesNewRoman: Scarecrow may I have my mod status back, I would like to ban someone. Prsnbrk: thought this game was about coffee CarmenSiegdiego: ATTENTION ALL HALLOWEEN HOES ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS GET FISTED BY A SKELETON”

A game that cannot stop opening its mouth to shove its foot in HARD, but at least it has our good friends Scarecrow and Mozu and Shu. However it also has the world's worst polycule and some wobbly gender politics alongside the. . . rest. of its politics.

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Following Cafe Enchante's flights of fantasy is the serious(?) crime procedural(?) otome game, Bustafellows. Have you ever wanted an otome game to really dig into the issue of immigration and trafficking in the U.S.? No? Too bad!

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An edit of the “Say the line, Bart” 3 part meme. In the first part, the faces of several Cafe Enchante characters have been pasted over a classroom full of students and a teacher from the Simpsons. They look back at the camera with a smile. Their dialogue reads: “Say the line, Evaludate!” In the second part, the Evaludate logo/icon has been pasted over the face of Bart Simpson, who dejectedly says, “Perhaps, too ambitious…” In the third part, the image zooms out to show the whole class cheering, surrounding a still-dejected Bart Simpson. Mostly smiling faces of multiple Cafe Enchante characters have been pasted over the teacher and classmates, including the human form of Misyr Rex and the primary antagonist of Cafe Enchante, Noah.

An edited collage of a man on a sandy beach in various poses of agony and despair. The image has been edited with a violet-to-grey gradient, making the sand resemble ash. Portraits of Misyr Rex, a character from the video game Cafe Enchante, have been pasted over the original man in the image. Misyr is a pale-skinned young man with long purple hair, pointed ears, and horns growing out of the side of his head. The portraits of Misyr depict exaggerated despair, with the exception of one portrait that portrays Misyr in pain, with blood flowing from his mouth.

An edit of the “Oh, Ariana, we’re really in it now” meme. A screenshot of the tv show, the good place, that has had images pasted over it. On the left, is official art of Cardia Beckford from Code Realize, as a poster. To the right of her, a figure leans against the wall. This figure has had an image of Il Fado De Rie, from Cafe Enchante, pasted over him. Il Fado De Rie is a pale skinned man with very long blonde hair and white angelic wings with black tips. He wears a loosely fitting white robe and golden accessories. Il Fado De Rie cries exaggerated tears, and his caption reads, “Oh, Cardia, we’re really in it now.”

An edited screenshot from the game Cafe Enchante. Depicted in the screenshot is the character Il Fado De Rie, a fallen angel with pale skin, flowing blonde hair, and white wings with dark feather-tips. He wears dangling golden earrings and white and gold robes. He grasps the hand of an off-screen character with pale skin, and he smiles tenderly against the backdrop of a bright blue sky, white clouds, and bright sunlight. Edited onto this image is a screenshot fo the Yahoo! Answers app, with a title that reads: “I saw a man so beautiful I started crying?”

A screenshot of the game Cafe Enchante depicting two characters facing off. On the left is Solitus, an angel with blue eyes, long white hair, and wings. He holds a spear and glares at his opponent, Il Fado De Rie, who glares back at him. Il Fado de Rie is a fallen angel with long blond hair, green eyes, and wings. A tumblr post by twinsfawn has been pasted over the image. It reads, “ur just mad that i breached containment and u didn’t”

A screenshot of a Yahoo! Answers question with the character Il Fado De Rie pasted into the right of the image. Il Fado de Rie is an angel with pale skin, long white hair, and white wings with black feather tips. He wears flowing pale robes, loosely open at the chest. The text of the Yahoo! Answers question is, “Can I leave heaven once in there? If not, is it just a fancy prison? explain how if I cannot leave it is not a prison”