🥀💎

Is just spinach, yogurt, and water a smoothie? Or am i just sad

Any combo of Willem Dafoe, Catherine O'Hara, Randy Moss, and Sabrina Ionesco would be amazing.... But all 4 🤯

Go fuckin birds

Tom Brady just introduced a new Lady Gaga song... the superbowl has peaked for me

#ladygaga #superbowl #mayhem #trumpisaracistpos

All shows should include a Randy Moss highlight reel #nflhonors

AH-MAZING

Are you a leaf?

#bluey #bingoheeler

I wish I could climb into my tea after playing in the snow with puppins #teatime #beesandteas #holotaco #snowdaze

Winter blues
#holotaco Shadow Lake and Playing With Sapphire topped with Aurora

I got analysis paralysis choosing a color, good thing my husband has good taste

I don't know who needs to hear this,

but "scientists don't know everything and have been wrong before"

does not mean that a random-ass conspiracy theory with no evidence

should be given the same respect as the overwhelming weight of scientific evidence and expert consensus.

Onesies are all fun and games until you have a panic attack and start sweating and can't get out of the fucking thing.

TIL it's called baggage because you haven't unpacked it yet.

Teachers are hard af

I'd love RuPaul's Drag race to have a makeover episode with WNBA players. Just tall gorgeous queens.

A winter warmth skittle

Thumb to pinkie:
#ILNP: Tidal Wave
ILNP: Skate Date
ILNP: Flicker
ILNP: Pyro
#holotaco: I'm Rover It

Considering taking up smoking again as a retirement plan.

Vibe

Dum spiro spero