Gordito Versito

Walks up in shamed and embarrassed gay 🌈: is the Oscar’s this week?

Oh we’re showing singlets with peen? Count me in.

Up at 6am for an 8am on boarding meeting for a job I don’t k ow the pay of yet. We really are in a recession.

Facists attack first. Facists bomb schools. Facists start wars.

I’m so tired of stunt castings.

Postal workers, it’s time to miscarry every maga ballot into the trash

Obscene book cover

Maybe we should judge

Too late hoe 😘

The cover of “ I got both my alien homeboys from another galaxy pregnant” by Quan Millz.

Have you seen the covers of some books? Because maybe we should judge

I think it’s wise to call out bad behavior when you seen it. In that spirit, @nachochip.bsky.social how dare you delete you last skeet I had the perfect response full of wit and humor

Missed my ADHD appt because well…ADHD 🫠

How long until overthrowing the government is the non violent option?

USA ice skating deserved the silver. They were technically perfect but devoid of artistic expression. France transcended the sport into high art with their performance. Well deserved gold imo.

Oooooo my drafts is gonna be so messy

I kinda miss seasons tbh. 40 sounds like a nice mild winter.

This looks so painful, but have you ever dealt with Clouds and rain after months of just sunshine and 70 degree weather??!??!?!!?

A screenshot of a mobile weather application showing a 10-day forecast. The interface features a dark purple background with white and grey text. Each day is listed vertically with a weather icon, the low temperature, a horizontal temperature range bar, and the high temperature. Today: Clear night icon, low 53°F, high 74°F. Monday: Partly cloudy icon, low 54°F, high 73°F. Tuesday: Cloudy icon, low 56°F, high 66°F. Wednesday: Rain icon (60% chance), low 53°F, high 61°F. Thursday: Cloudy icon, low 49°F, high 62°F. Friday: Sunny icon, low 50°F, high 63°F. Saturday: Partly cloudy icon, low 50°F, high 64°F. Sunday: Rain icon (35% chance), low 50°F, high 60°F. Next Monday: Rain icon (65% chance), low 50°F, high 55°F. Next Tuesday: Rain icon (60% chance), low 51°F, high 56°F. The temperature bars transition from green for cooler temperatures to yellow for warmer temperatures.

I have truly terrible weather this next week. Send help 😱

What is it called again? Amazing Albatross? Fantastic Pheasant? Exciting Eagle?

YouTube video by Mark Masterton CHAD GPT — A Short Film Starring Hudson Williams

I grace you all
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I got rejected for another job, anyone wanna hire me?

HAVE YOU DISCOVERED THE BENEFITS OF ANGER

Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

Government terrorist, funded by a pedophile.

Workout pick

Yeet

To get the slander out of the way…
She not big, she’s just a little portly. We start Woofgovy next week.

A medium-sized, tan and white short-haired dog sits in a lush green field with its front left paw slightly raised. The dog has floppy ears, a red collar with a heart-shaped tag, and is looking directly toward the camera. Behind the dog is a large tree and a sloping green hillside with scattered bushes and a dirt path.

Anyone have experience living in NYC with a 50lb dog? Im looking for apartment recommendations.

There is a non zero chance that I’m gonna be leaving San Diego 😢

A black and white mirror selfie of a bearded man with a bun, serving a winning smile while flexing a sculpted back and biceps. The Hevy app overlay highlights a high-volume session: 1 hour and 22 minutes, 23,150 lbs moved, and 4 personal records. It’s giving high-effort, high-volume, and a healthy dose of "I know you're looking" energy.

Monochrome Monday right?

A smiling man in black athletic wear flexing his arm for a mirror selfie on a sunny city street next to a pink car.

Chest day today, but honestly, I just wanted a picture of that pink Subaru