Gordito Versito

Christ: Feed the Hungry
Republicans: I’ll cut SNAP
Christ: welcome the Stranger
Republican: I’ll send ICE in to tear apart families
Christ: care for the sick
Republican: I’ll take away health insurance from the poor

Christ: if you won’t follow my teachings go to hell.

A digital screenshot showing an "EXAM DIVISIONS" section with a green checkmark next to "Practice Management" and the text "Passed 10/21/25". Below it, "Score Reports" is highlighted in blue.

I did it. I passed.

And of course today is actually a Tuesday, so that’s a great indicator of where my brain is :/

But waking up on a Monday to have to take a 3 hour long standardized test as a 31 year old is not the vibe

Thanks! It’s my first one and I’m excited

My Practice Exam showing my practice score of 50/65

I'm feeling really good about my first Architects Registration Exam Tomorrow. I need a 58-71% to pass and I'm getting a 76% right now.

This is magic and now I want to see it.

Anyone want to commiserate on how truly horrible the Architect’s Registration Exams are?

Life as a tutor

Me, explaining something for the 4th time with a patient smile: 🙂
My brain: "Have you considered that you might be the one who doesn't get it?"

I used to go pick up ass that was 25 minutes away. Worst part. We’d only fuck for all of 15 minutes before he came and was done.

smiling man with long braided hair and a beard, wearing an orange tank top, safety glasses, and headphones, flexing his bicep toward the camera. In the background is a large CNC router cutting a piece of wood, attached to a flexible dust collection hose.

Making some shit

A SpaceX Falcon rocket jetting across the sky. We see the San Diego skyline. It is dusk. The trail of the rocket shine bright white, lit by the sun already tucked bellow the horizon.

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacce!

I feel like bad bunny headlining the Superb Owl…. Well I had a thought then adhd happened. (Adhd in this case means weed)

Map of a fictional US high speed rail system

The US if Tylenol actually caused autism

😭

But lit what if you just missed a few?

When you shave your balls, do you make sure you got every single hair? Or is this like a 95% thing?

I literally can’t find any jobs to apply to that I haven’t already. I’m scared I’m going to be out of work a while longer.

Two giraffes at the San Diego Zoo

I saw a giraffe today

What are the steps to become a himbo? Asking for a friend

Congrats!

My favorite part about unemployment is getting a $2900 car repair bill for a car worth $1200.

In other news, now taking sugar parent applications!

Let’s see those face cards, babes 🫡

It took far too long to fix my blusky so I can see dick again

So I have a job for 7 days and now I’m
Unemployed again. Yay capitalism!

Honestly I feel like I don’t know how to interact with social Media in general anymore. It’s starting to feel … awkward?

👃

Beautiful moment. No notes.

My list if 4 major US cities is: LA, NYC, DC, SF. No Chicago is not on the list. Yes LA before NYC. Fight me in the comments. I’m feeling chaotic.

Before closing night of Cowboy Carter

After closing night of Cowboy Carter

She ate before and after #CowboyCart #actII