Mari Volar

8pm in October and 8pm in July are at least 4.5 hrs away from each other.

8pm in July is basically lunchtime.

8pm in October feels like I should be 2 full rem cycles into the night already.

Mkm, tahtsin köögilaua taga e-maile lugeda, aga tuli välja, et wifi millegipärast on ainult keldris. Ja levib ainult paaritutel kuupäevadel

A semi-comedic geopolitical observation after 10 days at my childhood home - in its efforts to be viewed more Western, Estonia has (with great effort) made its internet.... worse. #solidarity I assume?!

If I start a band with three gay friends, are we officially a queertet?

🌈 Happy Pride.

Is there a sub-genre of hobbit smut on the internet where the title character is called Dildo Daggins?

Asking for a friend.

Moving has surprising side-effects. My new bathroom lighting is so much better than the old that every morning I get to feel approximately 38% worse about how I look.

The "New Year new me" mentality is a lot like moving abroad. You have grand illusions of self improvement until you realise your Netflix account still works.

A short form written documentary on how comedy show concepts are born:

"What if we did a comedy show about living abroad in Europe?"

"Sure, but what if we also really leaned in to brat summer?"

"I mean. The whole thing is giving c*nt."

"Gals, I've got it." *opens canva*

The world feels more collaps-y every day AND today I paid 5€ for a cup of coffee so bad I had to throw it in the bin. Which means it really is over now. All hope is lost. That was the biscuit to take all other biscuits.

I like my social media platforms the same way I like my men - nowhere near Elon Musk