Abhi Goyal

Where do we think I could write a short article in praise of the Airbus A340-600's Grand Cargo Hold Toilet Cathedral? Soon they're retiring and one of the most hilarious aircraft ever will be no more

*At the Savannah Bananas game*

RIP Kurt Vonnegut you would have loved this but just for normal reasons not to do with your writing

Been losing people without strong replacements for a few seasons I’m afraid, and none of the stars can carry the team in a given game if they’re the only one who showed. I also don’t think Potter knows how to coach a defense

Lost decade indicator

I’ll send you one for borsch

Blueskyism? It’s just called being outside, why are we making up new words for it

If it’s a strike how come it looked to me, the batter, like a ball, smart guy?

He also didn’t say an annoying quote about it

My friend Will is doing this but he doesn’t dress like that or make as big a deal about it

College football is back

#HabbaTime

Centrale kilder: Mænd med forbindelser til Trump forsøger at infiltrere Grønland Grønland er mål for påvirkningskampagner, der skal slå sprækker i forholdet til Danmark, oplyser Politiets Efterretningstjeneste.

Danish publication reports that some Trump-connected goons are attempting to infliltrate Greenlandic society as part of a takeover plot www.dr.dk/nyheder/indl...

Deal-making law firms generally weren’t trying to avoid executive orders—they were trying to signal a willingness to do work that accelerates crony capitalism and authoritarianism. Just look at the kinds of deals they’re getting for clients now (fully explained on Substack):
cohen489.substack.com

You’re writing an urgent memo for work. Suddenly the cursor and keyboard freeze. Your browser tabs blank out. Excel crashes.

Finally the culprit of the surge in memory demand reveals itself. On Teams, an AI tooltip lets you know you can switch between “month” and “week” in calendar view

I saw a werewolf at the ASEAN summit trying on Malaysian formal wear

COME ON YOU BEES

Miles Teller is also the very archetype of the undersung Annoyed Man

So counterpoint I guess; Autumn of the Patriarch has a good sendup of how hollow the transnational solidarity of authoritarians is and narratively one sees that solidarity between different regime types is also qualitatively different

Could see it; sure he writes specifically but I don’t imagine him getting tied up in the place per specific line

Sick of the stolen valor over this lyric, giving credit to Lana and Action Bronson when this is clearly a Fray lyric

Unfortunately for their projected readership it’s pretty easy to predict a rightward slant from the headline “the left gets a new publication”

Photo of DOGE staffer Nate Cavanagh, a 28-year-old white man in a blue pullover, carrying a black backpack.

Photo of 53-year-old Afghan scholar Mohammad Halimi. He is sitting, wearing white pants and shirt with a brown vest.

On the left: Nate Cavanagh, a 28-year-old DOGE staffer and college dropout.

On the right: Mohammad Halimi, a 53-year-old exiled Afghan scholar.

This is the story of how DOGE targeted Halimi on social media.

Then the Taliban took his family. 🧵

Another pillar supporting my take of “nobody in capitalism these days is actually that interested in growing enterprise”

You look at a deal like this and like, what conclusion to draw except every exec in this business lives off of breathless revenue projections up front and throws mediocre audience growth projections out the window

Watching Leagues Cup tonight and redoubling how annoying the Apple deal has been for MLS and soccer in the US writ large

Problem with BlueSky is we don’t have”tweet your drafts day” here yet

The commenter simply has a strong understanding of the dew point

As if this week were not bizarre enough: Mount Pleasant residents tell me a group of federal agents gathered for a photo-op near a pro-immigrant banner, pictured below, then tore it down.

In its place, they left a dildo. A neighbor's Ring camera captured the whole thing...