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@escargotpro.bsky.social

CMO of ShirtlessSummer and MidtownMagic campaigns; bylines in Mids Aficionado; bootleg perfume expert; he him or they; vote for Zohran: zohranfornyc.com

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I too once violated house arrest because of a hiccup meds related psychosis

24.11.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 323    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 10

Just put on the last 8 minutes of Before Midnight and cried - im in Thanksgiving mode, im very thankful for this beautiful life

24.11.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nobody does Local News like da Big Apple

24.11.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They got to make a completely drama less just relaxed fourth Before movie about them just being cool chill ass old people, maybe half of it is just them watching a movie

24.11.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Julie Delpy in Before Sunset

Julie Delpy in Before Sunset

You Are Gonna Miss That Plane, Charlie Brown

24.11.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can never replace anyone because everyone is made up of such beautiful specific details

24.11.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you just gotta strap young angry guys down and make them watch the before trilogy like its clockwork orange

24.11.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MUTUAL AID REQUEST - like and follow my posts on bluesky dot com

23.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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23.11.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ryan Lizza is writing his 4th pay walled op-ed about how hes single because he lacked the intellectual and spiritual fortitude to engage in french style reciprocal cheating

23.11.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ppl like "why are you like that?!??"

23.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think one year of medical school entitles you to prow thru the riches of my Emersonian Mind?

23.11.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
23.11.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

WASTE MANAGEMENT CEO: you guys smell that... thats the smell of MONEY

WASTE MANAGEMENT CONFERENCE ATTENDEES: [cheering]

WASTE MANAGEMENT CEO: thats the smell of MONEY!!!!

WASTE MANAGEMENT CONFERENCE ATTENDEES: [cheering louder]

23.11.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ryan Lizza is writing his 4th pay walled op-ed about how hes single because he lacked the intellectual and spiritual fortitude to engage in french style reciprocal cheating

23.11.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
23.11.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I dont know what i think about it but i would love to read a piece about how Sydney Sweeney not only stars in but produces/executive produces highly Woke Movies while personally messaging shes a Nazi irl. She may be in bruce willis surrogate body for Clint Eastwood type situation

23.11.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As far as I’m concerned every computer sucks dick now

22.11.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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My team is the "Goonies"
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we were seen with buffonies
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Toonies,
->best dressed,
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stay up in Nemens, and Bloomies

22.11.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Muriel Browser got "dragged from rooter to tooter"- lets analyze why:

πŸ₯· 0 Boosters Boosting
πŸ–₯ 0 Puters Puting
πŸ“‹ 0 Recruiting
πŸ‘¨β€πŸŽ“ she never tutored the student
🧠 she dont nurture the brain, she not moving da Movement
2️⃣ did she put 2 on producers?
πŸ€ she da loser of Hoosiers

22.11.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Few pleasures in life like standing on a balcony in your underwear

22.11.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop Making SNES would be a great name for a chiptune Talking Heads cover act

22.11.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

May 2026 Democratic Debate

Chi: my Queens deserve Health Care!

Hakeem: well...from the perspective of outcomes - we are, frankly- in thinking; and doing! - more & more; on a progressive swing, but also center- its so important- well; as we uh - spread love its the Brooklyn way

21.11.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At a 14 person canvass you definitionally some dude - a good one for sure but its funny how easy it is to meet Real Ones if youre committed

21.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will never not be wild, but is specifically so insanely right now, that like on May 18th 2024 not even 18 months ago Zohran was just a dude riding his bike over to Long Island City to grab a clipboard & knock on 80-120 doors with 13 other ppl elect Claire Valdez/Kristen Gonzalez

21.11.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Los hermanos - O vento
YouTube video by Los Hermanos Los hermanos - O vento

In true NYC partisan mode I love The Strokes but basically wholly despised every other band doing that thing in the 2000s (including mr. Brightside sorry thats garbage too) with exception of this song by the Brasilian Strokes which is far too slept on:

youtu.be/DeiYR0eST7U?...

21.11.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning

21.11.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Siempre hay que combinar la sexualidad con la cultura, eso se llama erotismo. Te lo aconsejo"

BARS

21.11.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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.@grok nobody is beating Blunderfield, pls be serious

21.11.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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September 14th 2018 3 AM at the Julia Salazar Victory Party

21.11.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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