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CMO of ShirtlessSummer and MidtownMagic campaigns; bylines in Mids Aficionado; bootleg perfume expert; he him or they; vote for Zohran: zohranfornyc.com

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Not arguing online - im getting too into matcha instead, this stuff is great

07.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sticking my hands out like Morpheus to everybody online but both hands contain "The Chill Pill"

07.10.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Get one more canvass in this weekend fuck Andrew Cuomo

07.10.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WELCOME NEWSKIES WE DO THINGS "A LIL BIT DIFFERENTLY" AROUND THESE PARTS πŸ˜‰

06.10.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

27 year old HR women in Kipps Bay were right about matcha this stuff is great

06.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What foods have I not snuck into a theater may be shorter list

06.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who was the one who used to post a lot? Pete? I took one look at that guy and decided he sucked

05.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've always hated the team behind bluesky I dont even know them or anything about them and I knew I hated them instantly

05.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine dancing to this with some lady from Cleveland named Cherille under the eye of the m&m imagine how wild that would be

05.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about throwing a slow dance party in times square by the tkts steps in November - would you show up and just slow dance with strangers? All slow dances. All strangers. We used to do this in 5th grade its insane there's no venues for adults to do this beside weddings

05.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Its so dumb we have to listen to Van Jones ever talk about politics when his entire resume is like being an annoying west coast maoist & then working for Obama in some bullshit make work "green energy junior czar" role for exactly 37 days

05.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have set aside 26000 dollars for tickets to this movie. Every time I see a box office tweet i just buy another one vista vision imax I sont give a shit I print out the qr code and hand it to someone on the 7 train the haters will never ever attain my power

05.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One Battle After Another is doing respectable business, the doomers saying it failed can pipe down. The Thing and Blade Runner opened on the same day and flopped and we still talk about both of them to this day, as we do about most of PTA’s movies. It’ll get 9 Oscar nominations too. Calm down

05.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

They dont know im buying a ticket a week till xmas

05.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Im listening to aznavour in the gym rn thats where these ideas come from

05.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should throw a party in manhattan where all you do is slow dance with strangers all night

05.10.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Turn that Shirelles up breh

05.10.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like maybe im just a revisionist suckdem or whatever i think if you were in a group robbing banks during the first obama term you probably are a pretty unstable person

05.10.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think ppl get to take the movie, and any movie, however they want. I also think black ppl can respond to any movie however they want. But like I listened to van Lathan, who I really do like a lot & i dont think hes familiar with current radical ppl - many are nuts

05.10.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing some takes about one battle after another being disrespectful to 1960s black radicals but its about 2010s radicals and some of those people are legitimately insane: like i think some ppl are unfamiliar with like gazi & black hammer - it could have been way worse

05.10.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a few small beers

29.09.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1118    πŸ” 273    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 94

ᡃ ᢠᡉʷ ˒ᡐᡃˑˑ ᡇᡉᡉʳ˒

29.09.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I might be the world's biggest PTA fan whos not a film bro. I dont have a letterbox i haven't seen half or more of the Altman movies he references. They just like sacraments for me. I go to theater few times every one drops 1 high as shit 1 sober 1 with friends & just have a ball

04.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tfw youre stuck in Germany but you not waiting to see one battle after another 2x

04.10.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. β€œI don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. β€œMaybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

08.09.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8570    πŸ” 1779    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 43

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

08.09.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8532    πŸ” 1806    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 71

I mean this was the year they decided that the websites should not whatsoever at all be for the users

04.10.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"A few small beers" - sensei sergio

04.10.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whats this about i dont care enough anout the bluesky team to understand them

04.10.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna go see One Battle After Another with my wife this week.

29.09.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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