Clan Nosferatu

Yeah I mean if all the rumors are true about their origins, the Tremere aren't technically a real clan. That being said, I wouldn't say that in polite company or anything. You ever see a Tremere enforcer? Me either and that's why I'm still around in my little cozy sewer to shit post on the internet

Oh my now this is delicious

Hay, they gotta drink blood to survive we all got that in common. Besides, they have their uses

Yeah it's all fun and games until the Flesh Cathedral turns on you

Rats. Ratssssss! Thousands, MILLIONS of them!

And they all like to chew on the server wireing. How they expected me to keep this shit working deep in the heart of a sewer is beyond me, it's like they set me up to fail or something.

Ratssssss

Must be nice to live in LA and if yer obfuscate ever fails you can be all like "We're just filming a movie lol special effects makeup," and the kine will buy it. Not to give away my location, but where I'm at let's just say that shit wouldn't fly at all.

Now my field kid! Hacking into drones could be fun however

And it's like hell, I just can't catch a break ya know? It's never, "hay can you upgrade the memory on my PC?" No it's team up with three other weirdos and break into this supposedly abandoned Giovanni crypt, what could go wrong?

Every time I'm feeling grateful that I don't have to participate in mortal politics The Seneschal will summon me with like three other random kindred with severe emotional issues and it's like, "The Prince's Herald is missing go find them", and it always ends up being a conspiracy of some sort.

That's not how you wipe a hard drive! 😭

Ya know what's kinda weird? Poop. Every now and then I see a turd float by in the sewer I live in and I'm like, "I used to make those?" Gross.

Hardee-har-har. Speaking of flowers, I thought it might be nice of me to send you a bouquet with an aroma that matches your charming disposition, but apparently corpse flowers are really rare

Yeah a "good song" like some old timey waltz played on a harpsichord while you all sit in the parlor and sniff flowers or whatever it is that you do

Ugh, we don't claim him

Ohhh sorry that's a no-go on the use of technology for her she's quite paranoid about that sort of thing. However, I know a Nos that knows a Nos who would be willing to translate for you! For a modest fee of course

Noooormal things at the bottom of the river how fascinating! I know a Nos that knows a Nos named Mandibles who can help for a fair trade of information. Because her mouth is like, all mandibles and shit she can only speak in clicks so you'll need a translator.

Oh, dance with me in the sewers beneath Pax Unplugged
We'll listen in on all the convos cause I got the place bugged
Just save the last dance for me cause you know that you ought to
Since yer already bald you'd make a great nosferatu

Sorry for the slow response, there was an electrical problem and you wouldn't believe how difficult it is is drag a electrician through 5 miles of old abandoned tunnels and sewers. Anyway yes, Banksy is of course a Nosferatu! That why he chooses to remain anonymous and why he's also insufferable

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I understand why so many Kindred keep ghouls around. With a mug like mine sometimes you need somebody with a normal looking face to do business for you. But henchman? Never saw the appeal. Imo the best henchman is the sort of person who doesn't actually know that they're a henchman

It's like yer speaking my language

My intel says it's fresh biscuits smothered in gravy, Texas style! My source may or may not be a Malkavian...

Hmmmm you're all really into justice right? Mabey Judge Judy wielding a scimitar with glowing red eyes? No? Ah well I it the old college try

Why don't you make him into a hulking stone monstrosity your clan is really good at that! Oh wait I'm sorry, you only use the leaser clans for ingredients my bad #TremereWarCrimes

Oh, don't get me started

Ugh do this, hack that, eat that guy over there. Even amongst the dead I still feel like I'm working for The Man

Now yer talking.

I've decided to adopt a cat and not eat it. It gets lonely in this server room and yeah, I might look hideous but I was human once too. Got a Malkavian friend bringing it over later. I hope it's one of them hairless ones those are cuuuute

Apparently last weekend a buncha kine went to the Anarch Free States, dressed up like us and partied? This raggedy hoodie I'm wearing to help conceal my grotesque visage ain't a costume- it's a way of life!

Do iiiiiiit