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Oh my god??

Photo of a cow scratching herself with a tool

Gary Larson’s cow tools comic - a cow standing next to a table of tools

Holy shit

I’m watching heated rivalry

Have you guys heard about live music

Felt like a true rosemary mosco moment

Just came around a corner and there were a ton of pigeons sitting there. Hell yes.

One of the great blessings of our era surely is the ubiquitousness of toddlers wearing hoods with bear ears on them

It was my despairing young masculinity in the obscure American future

I’m willing to die that goose might win

Any time I’m on a walk and slightly slow down to take off my jacket or text someone or take a picture of a goose a part of me is like “so this is how I die on The Long Walk”

Gaga….

High five

Literally what could be better than getting off an airplane and seeing an Airport Mouse

Oh wow! Thank you :)

Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons (below, a diverse collection of implicitly trans people wielding trans pride flags and also huge scifi arm cannons)

This is a recommendation btw

Starve acre coded

Last thought tho, putting genesis in the nibelheim reactor scene is a TRAVESTY. It can’t be forgiven though I try to make it be forgotten.

Morning thoughts on crisis core. NOW I RISE

I’m a zack guy in the end and where it hooks into the tragedy of the original game it gets at my emotions, and it also has a killer main theme if you like to listen to music to feel sad

The new material mostly cheapens the original story. Also; The fighting is interestingly different from other ffvii games but given that 90% of the game is optional missions in the same 4 or so sets, once you grasp it, it gets repetitive quickly. HOWEVER—

It would have helped if they tapped into the charm and complexity of the original cast but also unfortunately there’s a design and writing deadness to angeal and Lazard (RIP) and genesis, who gets closest to being a realized character, likes 2 lines of poetry, apples, and being gackt. NOT ENOUGH.

The goal is to narrow the focus of his worldview change to the personal, which on a fundamental level is a reasonable thing to do. Minds are (in theory) often changed by what’s closest to someone. But the priorities feel disjointed and also, unfortunately, the personal level narrative is a mess

Crisis core has many problems. 1) feeding off visual nostalgia by making more wing guys is a weak move 2) even though it gestures at the horror of shinra being a fuel-motivated invader of wutai, much of Zack’s disillusionment w/them comes from the childhood best friends he is always fourth wheeling

It did also give me cissnei who isn’t a great character bc cc has bad writing but when she showed up in rebirth with the CC MUSIC PLAYING I did get stabbed in my heart

Crisis core is a bad game [which I am playing again] but the feral part of me loves that Zack becomes antagonistic friends with beloved child tiny Yuffie

I’ve been hearing such good things about sorceress!

When your top half is upside down and you feel it getting meaningfully longer every second that you’re down there. It’s kind of an insult.

I don’t think it’s right that if I do no yoga for ten months that when I finally do and do a ragdoll situation everything in my back does a noise like train tracks being switched. I don’t want to pay for my crimes

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