Your 2nd favourite leftie

Nice, just found the post that got me blocked by South Yorkshire Police.

Thought I was the Wolf of Wall Street not too long ago with my little investment portfolio. Now Trump’s doing a madness I’m seeing as much depressing red content on my trading accounts as I did Wednesday night on Twitter🩵 #trumpsarat

What’s the worst accent in the UL and why is it Curtis off Love Island?

Had a rude dream about my neighbour last night and now I proper fancy him.

Zara sizes humbled me today

Why do I have to have a little itinerary for Defected/Glitterbox tomorrow and can I not be normal and go with the flow? Do I want to be on the concourse at midnight or?

When going down sets of stairs is it keep to the left or the right? Got ‘keep to the left’ drummed into my head since high school but just got snarled for doing that at the train station.

Snapping everybody ‘Merry Christmas Handsome’ #womeninmensfields

Me 🤝 ADHD

A very posh woman I worked with said her brother in law had 4 tickets for Oasis available for £175 each last week. Gutted that it was a Facebook messenger hack from him.

Have you seen the Gateacre one? They actually had a light switch on event for something that even my vertically challenged self is taller than. Embarrassing

Hope I have good willpower ha: I just use disposables.

Yeah 😭 I’ve never smoked a fag in my life which makes me all the more stupid for taking up vaping at this big age. Quitting on 1 Jan

Yes. I don’t even want to smoke it, it’s like an emotional support vape atp.

Just woken up after a marathon sleep, been unable to breathe and coughing my guts up for two days. What’s the first thing I look for?

Haha The Echo will have an article with Widnes as the new Mykonos by tomorrow

Just say you have terrible taste Joseph

Haha yes. She takes after me and thinks after the slightest bit of exercise she’s entitled to a little snacky snack

Oh stop 🥹 they look unreal. Your food pics always look amazing

I’m going to get a little char sui savoury instead now as I’m walking the dog and she just made me go to the chippy.

White chocolate is for children. Dark is best.

Yes Joe. But I like either

Yes.

Bounty lover desirable but not essential

I’m literally starving now haha. Know any cheesecake delivery places in the south end?

I’m not fussy with my cheesecake flavours. Anything goes. But whipped cream has no business on that plate and my decision is final. What steak sauce?

Oh ok. Well i ‘’positively’ concur with the cheesecake choice. But lemon and ginger and pouring cream always.

Would agree with this.. but you would probably follow it with some Haribo for dessert because your snack taste is 💀

Uncultured swine

Controversial viewpoint. I fucking hate pigs in blankets!