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the wiggle test

27.02.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonder if @mdf200.bsky.social knows about this?

24.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My dad got me some last year, the best tasting sauce I've ever had.

11.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dudes Rock

27.01.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2411    πŸ” 720    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 55
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It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.

20.01.2026 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4249    πŸ” 1238    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 56
An add for a law firm reads,”Whether you’re in the theater or being questioned by police, MJM Law Office reminds you to stay quiet.”

An add for a law firm reads,”Whether you’re in the theater or being questioned by police, MJM Law Office reminds you to stay quiet.”

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater πŸ˜‚

19.01.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9756    πŸ” 1526    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 63

Going to need lube by the drum.

10.01.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not long and doesn't take up a lot of your time πŸ™

10.01.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

And to think this could of easily been sorted by just paying the workers a decent amount. Would of also been a LOT cheaper.

06.01.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome back, we have snacks.

27.12.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing in front of a body of water Alt: man waving on boat that is in the water
27.12.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Minty Fresh.

26.12.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you still have the plushie?

20.12.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
The image is of a comic.
Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?"
Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy."
Santa responds "Very nice!"
Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?"
Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?" Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy." Santa responds "Very nice!" Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?" Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

04.12.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15455    πŸ” 4124    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 119
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mariah carey is wearing a santa claus costume and standing in front of a group of female dancers . Alt: mariah carey is wearing a santa claus costume and standing in front of a group of female dancers .
01.12.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Previews of a bunch of fonts from the All Fonts Pack in a wide variety of styles

Previews of a bunch of fonts from the All Fonts Pack in a wide variety of styles

Previews of a bunch of fonts from the All Fonts Pack in a wide variety of styles

Previews of a bunch of fonts from the All Fonts Pack in a wide variety of styles

Previews of a bunch of fonts from the All Fonts Pack in a wide variety of styles

Previews of a bunch of fonts from the All Fonts Pack in a wide variety of styles

Previews of a bunch of fonts from the All Fonts Pack in a wide variety of styles

Previews of a bunch of fonts from the All Fonts Pack in a wide variety of styles

Our All Fonts Pack is on sale again for 30 days! All 1200+ fonts we've ever made, commercial use, one low price. Pay once and use the fonts forever for game dev, TTRPGs, web comics, videos, streams, merchandise, whatever! ci.itch.io/all-fonts-pack #gamedev #fonts

17.11.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1125    πŸ” 658    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 38
Book titled "anatomy of the bear lessons from Wall Street's four great bottoms"

Book titled "anatomy of the bear lessons from Wall Street's four great bottoms"

Double entendre title of the week. This book is from 2005 and appears to be from a UK or HK publisher but I really think someone should have told them.

19.11.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

18.11.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2111    πŸ” 562    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 10
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Sounds like the intro to a 90s tv show.

14.11.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While small, the Steam Machine is not buttsafe.

Please do not try to put the steam machine in your butt.

13.11.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Be like one of those clown cars with all the plastic panels falling off.

08.11.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Georgia's only RRX Roundabout works well
YouTube video by Georgia DOT - East Georgia's only RRX Roundabout works well

Someone messed up here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_SP...

03.11.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The moomin meat available in supermarkets is all factory farmed

02.11.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Mix them all together.

22.10.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
PG feat. Jane - Wipe Away My Tears (Original Radio Edit)
YouTube video by Andorfine PG feat. Jane - Wipe Away My Tears (Original Radio Edit)

Wipe Away My Tears by PG feat. Jane

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtkx...

12.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One day I will get myself one.

11.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it's an absolute miracle that GameFAQs is allowed to look like this in 2025 and hasn't been shitted up by a ton of graphics or annoying sidebars. keep in mind: this is with no adblock!

23.09.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1092    πŸ” 312    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 30

Can add The First Descendant, they said it in a dev stream while back that whilst they have no plans for a linux build they wouldn't stop people from playing on it.

16.09.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would also be cheaper for them to agree to the terms the workers want as well, but it doesn't make the higher up look good so they wont do that.

11.09.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0