Jessica 🥲

The chiefs AND the eagles? Too good to be true

The tradition of Monday night turnovers continues #mnf #espnmnf #phivslac

I was just talking to my husband about how it’s nice to see some new teams in the playoffs! Sad for the Bills in particular, but very excited for the Texans.

Starting a new job today for the first time in a long time. Excited but nervous. #newjob #medtech #lablife

CFP ranking methodology is so stupid. There has got to be a better way.

ICE Arrest Data Shows Many Immigrants With No Criminal Record In high-profile operations, more than half of those arrested had no criminal record, an analysis shows.

Most Immigrants Arrested in Crackdowns Have No Criminal Record
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Hey @gallego.senate.gov just so you know, 50.1% of your constituents are female and without our vote, you wouldn’t have your job. Own up to your patriarchal beliefs and DO BETTER. I’m so sick of regretting my vote for your seat.

What in the actual fuck are we doing?

How much of the mental load do you think falls on Mrs. Claus? Because ain’t no way that man is truly making that list, checking it twice, taking care of the reindeer, keeping an eye on the elves’ productivity, and then delivering all those packages by himself. No. Way. #mentalload #christmas

JOHNSON said he hopes to swear in MATT VAN EPPS this week.

*stares in Adelita Grijalva*

I don’t understand how sometimes we look cup-bound and other times we play like a fart. Tonight, we’ve chosen the fart. #NHLLightning #TBvsNYI

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He’s a runner so you can hit him in the head. The man was out cold! If we have to have this dumb landing zone, then we need to be calling helmet to helmet. #mnf #nyvsne #footballsky

I try to live my life with that level of pettiness at all times. Always ready to drop the gloves.

Treylon Burks are you kidding me!? #snf #footballsky #denvswa

What a play by Bo Nix holy cow. @denverbroncos.bsky.social #snf #denvswa

this is such a vibe

You mean Monday night turnovers?

Hey DeMeco - do you know what you do with a run-funnel defense? You RUN. Jfc

Watching a giraffe play football is incredible. Oh wait…that’s just Davis Mills. #bufvshou #tnfonprime #tnf

Choose wisely

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

THERE IT IS

Wear it with pride 😜

Happy halloween!

Bro can’t even spell hepatitis but sure, let’s take health advice from him. Whatever he says to do, you should probably do the opposite

5 words.

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

The world joined us and said, “No Kings.”

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings